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What Can't You Pick up the Damn Seat?

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  1. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    I'm posting this because I'm pissed. I'm pissed because there's a moron at work that can't use a ****ing urinal.

    So I'm chillin at work. I feel that intestinal grumble. Nature calls, The Mor needs to take a dump. I walk into the 2nd floor restroom. I grab the 4th stall... You know, the one all the way against the wall. I enter my beloved stall...

    First, a little backstory on my **** habits. The Mor is very paticular on why he drops his load. I don't know why, but ****ting to me is a sacred thing. It's the passing of fecal material from me to one lucky bowl. Case in point, I don't **** anywhere but my lucky 4th stall in the 2nd floor.

    As I walk into my stall, I notice the seat was down. As I got closer... OH MY GOD. There is PISS all over the F'n seat. ALL OVER! This means that several rules (all of which are punishable by death) were broken:

    1. Needed to piss, yet bypassed 2 urinals and 3 stalls
    2. Left the seat down when pissing
    3. Proceeded to aim poorly and pissed EVERYWHERE
    4. Failed to flush his mess down when he was done

    What in the hell is up with that? The urinal is equiped to accept this kind opf sprayage. This was just nonsense.

    About two years ago we had an issue like this. They eventually fired this one gross guy and it was gone. It's back. On that note, I have a class of 9 brand new people here at work. Coinsidense? I think not. One of my new people can't ****ing pee. And when I find him, I'm gonna kill him.

    So. Anyone else feel my frustrations?
     
  2. NJFINSFAN1

    NJFINSFAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I think someone was leaving there scent, they just might be trying to take away your territory!
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    It sounds like a case of "making it rain" syndrom.....or like i call it Spray-itis


    Remember back when you were a kid, with the hose.....outside, "making it rain" so fun......cold rain it felt like. Thats what this guy does.....but with piss

    pm me if you wanna talk about it.....its tough to handle
     
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  4. Mindwarp

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    Over There.
    you should mention peeing training comming soon in your class today. See who looks away or turns red and then bust the *** hole.

    sorry I don't work there no more and can't come be the intimdator.
     
  5. dolphan117

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    ROLF.

    I agree though, it irritates the heck out of me when people do that. I mean how hard is it to put the seat down? Morons.
     
  6. dolphan117

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    I say you print up a nice bulletin and tape it to the stall door.

    If you use must take a piss please take the time to put the seat down and not piss all over the place like a ******ed dog with no bladder control.

    You could of course word it a little stronger.
     
  7. azfinfanmang

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    Dude, that is the absolute WORST.

    Fine, if somebody wants to "Barrow" or even "Share" (Has to be VERY cool) the sacred stall, I can look past that..but anybody that misses when he pisses and uses a stall for the sole intention of #1, should be humiliated at a large company outing....

    JMHO
     
  8. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I don't know man looks like it takes alot of upper body strength.....

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I hate going #2 in public restrooms period. If I can avoid it I do.....and dirty bathrooms..forget it, no way!
     
  10. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    ROFL...
     
  11. sabanhater

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    thou who uses stall to pee pee is one who's cursed with the tiny wee wee.
     
  12. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    agreed
     
  13. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    However, thou may use stall to pee pee without punishment or curse when thy urinals are all taken provided thou lifts up the seat and stream not spray.
     
  14. sabanhater

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    ahhh.... yes, this is true.
     
  15. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    when did this thread become the ten urinal commandments?
     
  16. unluckyluciano

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    commandment number 2:
    If thy drops thy kids off at the pool, though needest to courtesy flush.
     
  17. azfinfanmang

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    Commandment #4,

    While busy at a stall, never aknowledge your neighbor..and never never stare at thy neighbors junk
     
  18. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    Commandment #5- Aim
     
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  19. unluckyluciano

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    commandment #6:
    If thyself is drunk, thy shall not yack in the bathroom trough or wall urinals.
     
  20. Big E

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    we got 2 number 5's....deathmatch!
     
  21. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I changed it.
     
  22. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    :lol: I had changed mine also but it's back to 5

    Commandment #7- Thou shalt not do thisun in thy own gender's stall...

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. unluckyluciano

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    Looks like the same wide stance I have :)
     
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  24. azfinfanmang

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    #8
    If thou eats chili, stayeth the helleth outeth my favorite stalleth.
     
  25. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    #9- Thou must flush especially if thou is a fat 300 pound guy who just had burritos.
     
  26. unluckyluciano

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    So much for taco bell for lunch haha.
     
  27. BuckeyeKing

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    lol it was totally MW.
     
  28. Sethdaddy8

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    my brother screwed me once. our office is kind of small, and we just have 2 stalls on our floor. he **** in the one and wiped in the other...and flushed neither. i was pissed. had to hold it til i got home.
     
  29. Dolphan7

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    Put this on the door:

    We Aim to Please
    You aim Too please!
     
  30. cnc66

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    Mor... there IS a solution... even wee wanker would wanna come out and display..

    [​IMG]


    I wonder.....would "Fathead" be the place to look for such jewels..

    or maybe you could print some out yourself .. just think how creative you could be.. it could give that tired old joke about if you shake it mor than [insert your own number here] you are playing with it fresh mileage
     
  31. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    :lol:
     
  32. SICK

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    Rule # 76 - No Excuses!! Play like a champion!!!
     
  33. finsgirlie

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    that's not so bad Mor, my mom just recently fired a guy who was peeing all over the walls and sinks at least 4 times a week. they knew it was him but couldn't prove it til another guy caught him doin it.
     
  34. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Commandment #10:

    Thou shall abide by the "Every Other Stall Rule", unless extreme circumstances arrive.
     
  35. unluckyluciano

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    Commandment #11
    Thou shalt not lie with thyself in a public restroom.
     
  36. #1DoLfAnOKesh

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    prob a pats fan
     

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