http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_90_the-world-tomorrow-if-internet-disappeared-today_p20
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There sure we be a lot less masturbating.
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hmm. the winner is someone getting rick rolled. thats so 2 years ago.
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The Doplphins Digest would be relevant once again
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We'd all have to find real friends with which to fight over Ginn, Obama, Octomom, etc. etc.
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It would be total anarchy. Amazon, Google, YouPorn, all out of business.
On the other hand, millions of nerds would leave their mother's basements. With their WoW accounts rendered useless, they would now roam the streets in search of comic book stores and Star Trek conventions.
WalMart would become the global leader. Not just in retail, but overall.
Omar Kelly realizes his true calling as a Professional Dog Stylist, specializing in Poodles, and gives up Sports Journalism.
Perez Hilton, and Paris Hilton, both committ suicide.
Opie's forearm atrophies.
Al Gore cries.Colorado Dolfan, USArmyFinFan, NaboCane and 4 others like this. -
Well I guess people would have to rely on the phone instead of emails and ims to talk to their friends.I would miss reading Dolphins news,sports,and video game news in general. I would also probably spend all my free time at home watching tv all day instead of on the internet.
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I fapped before Al Gore invented the internet, I can fap again if it's gone.
Sears still puts this out, right?USArmyFinFan, GISH, King Felix and 6 others like this. -
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Internet porn addicts like myself would go into serious withdrawals.
We'd have to start going back to stores like Best Buy & Walmart to get movies and music.
The post office would love it, you'd have to go back to mailing a letter instead of using email.
You'd have to go back to using a phone to order pizza.
Traffic would suck, and so would the lines at the store 'cause you wouldn't be able to order stuff from your house as conviently.
No more online gaming to compete with other people that never leave their bedroom.
Women everywhere would freak out 'cause all the cyber nerds would have to go out and actually meet live girls.
Ok, that's enought scary talk for me, I'm going back to my safe place now.jetssuck, HardKoreXXX, USArmyFinFan and 1 other person like this. -