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What the heck should i do?!?!?

Discussion in 'Questions and Answers' started by Seeking Answers, Dec 17, 2009.

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  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    and....this is back.
     
  2. jupiterfin

    jupiterfin Mild Irritant

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    Why are you drinking seltzer water during a football game?

    Move on and quit banging 54 year old's with 4 ex husbands. She obviously has some real issues.
     
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  3. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Congrats dude, chick on chick action is some of the best!!:up:
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  4. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Oh okay....suuuuuure it was. :wink2:
     
  5. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Said it before, and I'll say it again...run. Run and don't look back.
     
  6. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    She could very well be bearing my child. Not that easy.
     
  7. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Do a Brandon Fields impersonation.
     
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  8. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    Get my punt blocked for a touchdown?
     
  9. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Sure it is. Leave her and share the kid. What do you want, an old psycho woman, who'll now have fantasies about YOUR kid....and be married to her?!?!?
     
  10. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    I love her dude, I am not some jerk that would leave my girl like that. Plus I am pretty strongly religous and wouldn't want the sin of having my son born a bastard on my judegement when I go up and see the big guy.
     
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  11. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Okay that last comment pushes this WAY past shenanigans to top tier comedy.
     
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  12. jupiterfin

    jupiterfin Mild Irritant

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    :lol:

    Where was God when you thought it was a good idea to be having pre marital sex?
     
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  13. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    Everyone sin dude. Don't judge me. Big difference between sex, and wanting to be there for your child when it's born into this world.
     
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  14. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    That's IF it is "born" into this world.
     
  15. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    What the **** does that mean?
     
  16. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    You get me a Wire hanger and $300... I will make this "problem" go away.

    :groucho:
     
  17. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    A size 10 Doc Martin and a staircase work wonders too.

    And before everyone ****s their pants....JOKE, people.
     
  18. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Making this even better is Pat Riley looking like "shhh, it'll all be ok."
     
  19. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    Call into Wildcat radio............the host specializes in stuff like this
     
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  20. MarinePhinFan

    MarinePhinFan Banned

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    I'm calling BS on this story. Sorry...
     
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  21. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    She must've been the inspiration behind the book/movie "The Time Traveler's Wife"
     
  22. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Well, this story is better than that one. :lol:
     
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  23. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    You'd rather tell Him you banged a woman before you were married to her, because she was turned on by the thought that you reminded her of her own son? If you were that strongly religious, you wouldn't have knocked up a divorcee out of wedlock.
     
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  24. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    And for the record, this story is true.

    I know the OP personally. You'll notice they didn't mention anything about religion, until i posted. That's because the OP knows I'm an atheist.
     
  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I thought most people knew you were an atheist???
     
  26. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Just when this story couldnt get more epic...
     
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  27. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    What.
    The.
    ****.
    ???
     
  28. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    the kid is going to have serious health problems. she should be a grandma not a newborn mother..
     
  29. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Next time on...

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  30. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    is she still dildo slapping you?
     
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  31. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    If this story is true, she might be both...
     
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  32. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    if this story is true, than this person is someone that gets off on stupid situations, needless drama and perhaps strives to create his life as a sitcom or college movie

    if its all true, i would say to stay with it. this is obviously what you want. keep doing it and keep complaining about it. get married, have the child and maybe one day your kid can hook up with his 70 year old mom. then you can come on here and tell us about it
     
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  33. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    Maybe. But Rachel McAdams is hot so unless she's involved in this true story, then the movie has the upper hand at least.
     
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  34. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Paul called it! :lol:

    LMFAO @ "son of a son of a *****".

     
  35. RickyBobby

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    My guess is that you will be doing all the spanking of the kid.:shifty:


    Wow just read the whole thing, Bro seriously can I pitch this to some producers for a show, this is $$great$$ stuff
     
  36. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    can't say I didn't warn him... :pity:
     
  37. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    :shifty:
     
  38. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    RonnieBrownTown?
     
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  39. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    But he would have to tell us who he is. lol
     
  40. RickyBobby

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    no not us, just me:up:
     

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