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Discussion in 'Questions and Answers' started by Seeking Answers, Dec 17, 2009.
and....this is back.
Why are you drinking seltzer water during a football game?
Move on and quit banging 54 year old's with 4 ex husbands. She obviously has some real issues.
Congrats dude, chick on chick action is some of the best!!
Oh okay....suuuuuure it was.
Said it before, and I'll say it again...run. Run and don't look back.
She could very well be bearing my child. Not that easy.
Do a Brandon Fields impersonation.
Get my punt blocked for a touchdown?
Sure it is. Leave her and share the kid. What do you want, an old psycho woman, who'll now have fantasies about YOUR kid....and be married to her?!?!?
I love her dude, I am not some jerk that would leave my girl like that. Plus I am pretty strongly religous and wouldn't want the sin of having my son born a bastard on my judegement when I go up and see the big guy.
Okay that last comment pushes this WAY past shenanigans to top tier comedy.
Where was God when you thought it was a good idea to be having pre marital sex?
Everyone sin dude. Don't judge me. Big difference between sex, and wanting to be there for your child when it's born into this world.
That's IF it is "born" into this world.
What the **** does that mean?
You get me a Wire hanger and $300... I will make this "problem" go away.
A size 10 Doc Martin and a staircase work wonders too.
And before everyone ****s their pants....JOKE, people.
Making this even better is Pat Riley looking like "shhh, it'll all be ok."
Call into Wildcat radio............the host specializes in stuff like this
I'm calling BS on this story. Sorry...
She must've been the inspiration behind the book/movie "The Time Traveler's Wife"
Well, this story is better than that one.
You'd rather tell Him you banged a woman before you were married to her, because she was turned on by the thought that you reminded her of her own son? If you were that strongly religious, you wouldn't have knocked up a divorcee out of wedlock.
And for the record, this story is true.
I know the OP personally. You'll notice they didn't mention anything about religion, until i posted. That's because the OP knows I'm an atheist.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I thought most people knew you were an atheist???
Just when this story couldnt get more epic...
the kid is going to have serious health problems. she should be a grandma not a newborn mother..
Next time on...
is she still dildo slapping you?
If this story is true, she might be both...
if this story is true, than this person is someone that gets off on stupid situations, needless drama and perhaps strives to create his life as a sitcom or college movie
if its all true, i would say to stay with it. this is obviously what you want. keep doing it and keep complaining about it. get married, have the child and maybe one day your kid can hook up with his 70 year old mom. then you can come on here and tell us about it
Maybe. But Rachel McAdams is hot so unless she's involved in this true story, then the movie has the upper hand at least.
Paul called it!
LMFAO @ "son of a son of a *****".
My guess is that you will be doing all the spanking of the kid.
Wow just read the whole thing, Bro seriously can I pitch this to some producers for a show, this is $$great$$ stuff
can't say I didn't warn him...
But he would have to tell us who he is. lol
no not us, just me