a homo

 

a homeless asian guy.

 

my turn my turn!

USELESS!!!! :P

 

Well, depending on how much your "Into it"....
Warp was of course a Klingon.
Michael Dorn whom playes Warp is of African American background......
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Ohhhhhhhhhh.......that was Warf......... :pity:

 

my poor Ace... did you get hit in the head again? :lol:

 

of course not, white boy! :lol:

 

Dude, stop trying to trick people into thinking you're anything other than White Trash.

 

a yetti

 

I think the tell tale picture is in fact...the first picture. First off, we could also do this with Mor as I am pretty sure he can't pass the brown paper bag test for being black, but I digress.

Notice that Warp is wearing a buttoned shirt. It is untucked and Warp is close to, or above 30 years old. White guys do not do this, unless they are super hefty, which Warp is not. Also, he is wearing the sleeves all the way down to the wrist, most like to cover up gang related tattoos. Again, white guys would have them rolled up to the elbow at this point in the night.

Now, what throws this off is that he has the top button unbuttoned. Most Chicos I have met feel the need to button that top button (sometimes ONLY that button), where as whitey will button only to the halfway point and let their undershirt/wife beater stick out from underneath.

Therefore, I present to you, Mindwarp, the Chico.

Wait, Warp, do you have a job?

 

I wrote a song for this occassion:


Let's do the Mime Warp again....

"everyone look at me, please post to the left"
"everyone talk about me, please add thanks to the right"
"with your hands on the keyboard, you plan to enter my site"
"but its the me, me, me, that really drives you insane,"

Let's do the Mime Warp again....


;)

I voted White Boy.....everyone knows CHICO's don't know how to start a good thread!:up:


p.s. for those that need a definition..hello!!

MIME
–verb (used with object)
7.to mimic.

 

This is a key factor, and he does have a job. However, all this means is he is not a Central American or Island Chico (meaning, he's not Mexican, Puerto Rican or Cuban, even though Cubans do have jobs) but most likely a South American Chico.

Since the Spanish raped the hell out of that continent for the better part of of 400 years (probably more), and the people there were not as dark as Central America to begin with (because they had Rain Forests instead of deserts) it all seems to fit.

 

do you get a retirement check from thephins?

 

hmmm. Well now I don't know what to think...

 

You're right. This means he's stealing money, and opens up a whole new realm of possibilites as to his ethnicity...

 

Whoas, what :lol:
You had really good points till the Desert Darky vs Rain Forrest Whitey comment

 

First of all... I am really not picking out your posts on purpose HK :shifty:
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The fact he is stealing money only means he is indeed human.
The fact he is employed and stealing money while working indeed points back towards whitey Warp

 

I was merely hypothesizing Warp's light colored complection may be due to the geographic location of his ancestors.

It's science, dude.

 

It could also mean he's part Nigerian.

 

Don't wanna make any assumptions, but...

 

This might well be the first time that Pagewn posted a picture of a guy :lol:

 

Its WARP on a GUY'S body...doesnt count. Thats tranny stuff technically!

 

How often has that sentence escaped a Cop's lips!!!!!:hi5:

 

to me the top 2 pics look like a jewish guy who's been raised in mexico!

 

I like m ino's response...

 

We Gringo's have an old saying about that. I'll make it as PC as I can for the sake of this site... more or less it goes "If a white girl will have sexual intercourse with someone of a different race, chances are she's not worthy anyway." Or something to that effect.

EDIT: And since you didn't know about that saying, you can't be white. Boom. Exposed.

 

technically, you are white regardless of the language you speak (or your family has spoken), unless you have native american blood.

 

Real clever title :rolleyes:

douchbag

 

No way Italians are "white". English, Scottish, Dutch, German...dem's the crackers. :tongue2:

 

What does politics have to do with it?
BTW, Dems are NOT the crackers this Presidential term :up:

 

Someone show Boomer this thread. I defy for him to say that the quality is no longer there. I will rank the top three posters in this thread so far, in terms of giggle inducing fits I have had.

1. HardkoreXXX
2.Azfinfanmang
3. Mindwarp

Solid work by all though.

 

Obama-ese ?

 

I agree MOR sucks.....I back that up based on the 2 posts that did not lead to giggle inducing fits you have had!

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eat butt chacolate you engine bizzatch