What's with all the decapitations lately?

And here come the horrible puns I have to reread.

 

What an sharp observation.
And how is killing yourself a means of getting back at your ex-wife?

 

He wanted to prove he was header off dead without her.... err, better off head... cut off head, ****!

 

I'm very sorry to hear that this man took his life and he's in a better place now but that comment made me laugh.

 

Well, hopefully it means she won't get any money. Take that biatch! Time to prostitute yo'self out as a ho to make ends meet!

I think that was his point.

Wonder if the car kept going and hit anything?
Modern version of the headless horseman?

 

I was thinking hes the anti-Willy Loman

 

And his wife is the anti-Linda Loman?