ok, so its obvious that our kicker has a demon, I say we get rid of that sh^& with our forum Rev.. whatta you need me to do Rev?? huuuummmmmmm..huuuummmmmmm...)((*&&^^&*(&^&^*&*&^%^*&&%^%& that's me speaking in tongues..
OhioPhin can do this as well since hes an ordained pastor. Im not sure if Rev Rick....maybe all 3 should exercise that demon. Sturgis needs to be good the rest of the way....
Oh, I'm ordained, but in the wrong church for an exorcism. Further, if prayer, pleading, cussing, and crying hasn't worked so far... I don't think anything I can come up with will help. We could contact some guys I used to know in the West Palm area who did something with chickens, goats, toads, gator eyes, and the hair of a dog.
I mentioned in the game thread we should call that old lady from poltergeist but shes dead so were gonna have to go plan b. I guess wanting the players to beat him up in the shower with a socks filled with quarters wouldn't be a good time eh??
If you all remember, he was on the injury report a couple of weeks back with a right groin strain. I'd guess it is still bothering him a little. His kickoff elevation and depth has fell off too. Not much worse for a right leg kicker than a right groin bothering him.
Why? We drafted him only 8 months ago. He's going through a slump but I think we have all seen him be a very good kicker. He was right through to the bye. He's hit a rocky patch and now you want to dump him. Pointless.
It's the demons man..we have to do something..Rev, will you just say a Hail Mary for him or something..
"...this kind only leaves after much prayer and fasting..." So, if you want to banish Sturgis's demons...no booze, no food, on gamedays. Thought so...
Well I hope not but I was expecting something in return for my efforts..lol. Hey man, you've been around the way, off the grid my friend, can we exercise this mother jungle tribe style???