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wheres Rev at!!! we need to do an exorcism..

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by djphinfan, Dec 1, 2013.

  1. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    ok, so its obvious that our kicker has a demon, I say we get rid of that sh^& with our forum Rev..

    whatta you need me to do Rev??

    huuuummmmmmm..huuuummmmmmm...)((*&&^^&*(&^&^*&*&^%^*&&%^%&

    that's me speaking in tongues..
     
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  2. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    OhioPhin can do this as well since hes an ordained pastor. Im not sure if Rev Rick....maybe all 3 should exercise that demon. Sturgis needs to be good the rest of the way....
     
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  3. The Rev

    The Rev Totus Tuus Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box Club Member

    Not ordained but I can help. :wink2:
     
  4. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    What about a Virgin Sacrifice?
     
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  5. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Why would you want us to sacrifice you bro?
     
  6. Griese's Glasses

    Griese's Glasses Well-Known Member

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    He means Carpenter.
     
  7. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    First, you have to find one!
     
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  8. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    Oh, I'm ordained, but in the wrong church for an exorcism. Further, if prayer, pleading, cussing, and crying hasn't worked so far... I don't think anything I can come up with will help. We could contact some guys I used to know in the West Palm area who did something with chickens, goats, toads, gator eyes, and the hair of a dog.
     
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  9. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Zinnggggg


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  10. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Lets leaves Todd's sex life out of it... :shifty:
     
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  11. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Or just let Brandon Fields punt him in the nuts?
     
  12. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    whatever gets this guy straightened out in the kicking game!
     
  13. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I mentioned in the game thread we should call that old lady from poltergeist but shes dead so were gonna have to go plan b.

    I guess wanting the players to beat him up in the shower with a socks filled with quarters wouldn't be a good time eh??
     
  14. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    If you all remember, he was on the injury report a couple of weeks back with a right groin strain. I'd guess it is still bothering him a little. His kickoff elevation and depth has fell off too. Not much worse for a right leg kicker than a right groin bothering him.
     
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  15. finserg

    finserg Well-Known Member

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    Im surprised he is still on the roster
     
  16. scotty_irnbru

    scotty_irnbru Well-Known Member

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    Why? We drafted him only 8 months ago. He's going through a slump but I think we have all seen him be a very good kicker. He was right through to the bye. He's hit a rocky patch and now you want to dump him. Pointless.
     
  17. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    It's the demons man..we have to do something..Rev, will you just say a Hail Mary for him or something..
     
  18. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Dude, Im 41. If I aint gettin any by now....I need to be sacrificed.
     
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  19. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Done....

    er...wait....
     
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  20. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    "...this kind only leaves after much prayer and fasting..."

    So, if you want to banish Sturgis's demons...no booze, no food, on gamedays.










    Thought so...:)
     
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  21. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    So Rev didn't do anything, were screwed..
     
  22. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Rev did not do anything because you are a LSP.


































    large silly person
     
  23. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol...you don't think I offended him by this silly request do ya?
     
  24. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    No, but I doubt he took you seriously... :)
     
  25. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Well I hope not but I was expecting something in return for my efforts..lol.

    Hey man, you've been around the way, off the grid my friend, can we exercise this mother jungle tribe style???
     

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