I know what you are saying as you laughing your butts off, and falling back in your chairs. It is not for me. I am helping a family member ensure we get the right small portable game console that has the joystick or control on the right hand side. I appreciate your help with this as I have no clue. It will be for a christmas gift. If you know where the best pricing would be chance, that we be fantastic! Thanks in advance for your help.