I work as a chef and today during the lunch service I noticed the head chef doing the "subtle checking out" thing (i.e leching until his eyeballs fell out). I've glance up and noticed that its a young chick in the sort of gear that she must have bought from Leroy's Happy Hooker Supplies, and when I say young 18 at best. The boss obviously hadn't looked above the neckline which was very understandable.
I've gone back to plating meals and said "jail time", which has caused the head chef to break up in laughter and a good time was being had.
For some reason the 20 y.o. female apprentice who's seen all of this goes off at me for being a dirty old man. Whilst I do fit that description I wasn't actually being a filthy perv ... this time, and yet I cop the 20 minute harangue about being a disgrace to the human race whilst the head chef who actually was perving on the jailbait is laughing at me for being on the receiving end of the rant.
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