Why do woman insist we dance...even when men are rhythm defcient?

i am not rhythm deficient. i make a decent dancer i'll have you know. as long as it's slow and not that "drop it like it's hot" ****.

bc they need something to say their better then men at

I can actually dance pretty damn well... Especially spanish music. I should rule the world.

"mor911 wrote:

I can actually dance pretty damn well... Especially spanish music. I should rule the world.

Thats because your polynesian.

I can pop it an lock it with the best of them. I am actually a really good dancer for a big guy. I serve fools all the time...word.

"mor911 wrote:

I can actually dance pretty damn well... Especially spanish music. I should rule the world.

If its any consolation, you already to rule FG's world :up:

I'm decent, my wife is South American and we hit the Latin clubs (Wow the women!) from time to time. I do a great job, I guess, because when I dance the Spanish folks clear the floor for me, then throw tomatoes and beer bottles, which, according to her, are signs of approval. :woot:

"mor911 wrote:

I can actually dance pretty damn well... Especially spanish music. I should rule the world.

You have an unfair advantage... you're not white. On the other hand, as Dave Chapelle pointed out, white people can dance. We just need the right kind of music.

Because we sometimes ask for prison sex when they are not in prison.

You gotta trade something.

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

You have an unfair advantage... you're not white. Besides, as Dave Chapelle pointed out, white people can dance. We just need the right kind of music.

This comment made me burst out laughing causing all of my co-workers to realize that I am not working. Thanks.

:lol: :up: :pointlol:

"padre31 wrote:

I'm convinced, a dude who can dance will rule the world.

Michael Flatley, Lord of the World? :cry:

:lol: Seriously though, I totally cannot dance at all.

I'm passable in terms of dancing unless it's for Dance Marathon, in which my knee decides to give way in about a couple of hours and crash into people with all 210lbs of me...

"opfinistic wrote:

I'm decent, my wife is South American and we hit the Latin clubs (Wow the women!) from time to time. I do a great job, I guess, because when I dance the Spanish folks clear the floor for me, then throw tomatoes and beer bottles, which, according to her, are signs of approval. :woot:

It is. You can recycle those bottles for money and eat those tomatoes now.

"padre31 wrote:

I'm convinced, a dude who can dance will rule the world.

Can anyone, anywhere, explain this female fascination with dancing?

From most guys pov, it is merely one more thing..

But hey, Chris Walken can dance:

YouTube - Weapon Of Choice

Chris Walken can do no wrong...

i'm g, I just stand against the wall and move side to side.

"unluckyluciano wrote:

i'm g, I just stand against the wall and move side to side.

The definition of cool

I've always wondered this myself.

It's because women are inherently selfish and have tunnel vision. It doesn't matter if it makes you uncomfortable or your night less enjoyable. Their dance fun is somehow going to magically rub off on you. Because what's fun for them has to be fun for you, right? :lol:

It is quite annoying. I have a couple weddings to go to with my girlfriend next month and I'm already letting her know no dancing will be taking place.

As for those white/asian (regan :wink: ) guys who say they're passable...odds are you're not. Most people are terrible, they just either dont care or are in denial. Trust me, you probably look foolish.

"DonShula84 wrote:

It is quite annoying. I have a couple weddings to go to with my girlfriend next month and I'm already letting her know no dancing will be taking place.

As for those white/asian (regan :wink: ) guys who say they're passable...odds are you're not. Most people are terrible, they just either dont care or are in denial. Trust me, you probably look foolish.

I'm one of those white folk that just don't care...

I care enough to attempt to dance to the right music, though... :up:

The best part is when they finally give up. Then you're a stubborn no-fun. :rolleyes:

I think the solution is to get totally plastered and obnoxious. She won't ask you to do much of anything! :)

i think the keys are to
a.) yes get drunk, it loosens you up
b.) make the 'too cool for school' face
c.) if you have no moves, just find one move and repeat (yes you look foolish but less foolish than just standing there and
d.) offer to go buy/get drinks as often as possible

and if anything, learn how to do a good 'body roll'- even if you're just moving back and forth, if you're undulating like you're having air sex i feel it makes things easier

*taps foot*
where did he come from
where did he go
where did he come from
cat nat joe(??)

"King Felix wrote:

*taps foot*
where did he come from
where did he go
where did he come from
cat nat joe(??)

you fail. :pity:

cotton-eyed-joe

"unluckyluciano wrote:

i'm g, I just stand against the wall and move side to side.

Cholo!!

"DonShula84 wrote:

It is quite annoying. I have a couple weddings to go to with my girlfriend next month and I'm already letting her know no dancing will be taking place.

As for those white/asian (regan :wink: ) guys who say they're passable...odds are you're not. Most people are terrible, they just either dont care or are in denial. Trust me, you probably look foolish.

As long as people don't end up in hospitals because of my dancing, it's passable. :up: