http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/spo...g/2009/06/dolphins_jets_ryan_a_throwback.html
what they don't include in that article though, is that Buddy Ryan was the defensive coordinator of the 85 Bears...and while the Bears were on their way to a sure fire perfect season they had to go down to miami and play shula and marino...
It's well known how Shula's gameplan and Marino's arm dismantled that great defense by having Marino roll out of the pocket multiple times on the way to a 38-24 rout...it is documented that at halftime ditka and ryan almost came to blows because of the rape we were delivering
http://espn.go.com/abcsports/mnf/s/greatestgames/chicagomiami1985.html
rex ryan was watching the game at home in anticipation of another bears win which would be celebrated with his daddy taking him to the local buffet...after the game the loss was so devastating that buddy couldn't stomach any food (for once) and didn't take him.
we cost rex ryan a meal, and he has never forgotten that anger towards us.
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And now he has two more reasons to hates....and I am loving every minute of it....:up:
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LMAO
I wonder how many losses the Dolphins have to hand the Jets before Rex will shut up by shoving Twinkies in his mouth during the press conference.
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i knew it would have something to do with depriving him of food...............
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Earlier in the week, I can't find it now but Bart Scott said something along the lines of we are the new "steelers" for him. Going back to his Baltimore days when they played the steelers twice a year and he hated them. I would love to be his new version of the Steelers. beat him and the Jets more often than not and collect some rings along the way.
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rex ryan hates the miami dolphins, because they remind him that real dolphins eat fish, thus depriving him of a million or so pounds of fish each year.
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People named Buddy who can't get past 3 letters.....Rex, Rob, etc....maybe they ate the rest of the letters.NolePhin and Sethdaddy8 like this.
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Nice work.
Love the "gravy" and "shart" tags. But definitely needs a "ate other siblings in womb thus only being a twin" tag.phineas64, Phin-o-rama and unluckyluciano like this. -
thats what the nurse sharks do doode. rex is more like a baby elephant. Id say its more likely he lost his litter when he rolled over.phineas64, Sethdaddy8, Phin-o-rama and 1 other person like this.
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Sounds about right. And I bet his gestation period is also two years.Sethdaddy8 and Phin-o-rama like this.
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Unfair. Baby elephants are cute.
Rex looks like Peter Griffin anally raped Louie Anderson behind a KFC dumpster and 9 months later out popped ol' Rex.phineas64, Ronnie Bass, Sethdaddy8 and 9 others like this. -
I have a feeling that's the course of a normal bowel movement for Rex.phineas64, Phin-o-rama and HardKoreXXX like this.
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like an anaconda :lol: eats an alligator, you can see it digesting for a few days.Phin-o-rama likes this.
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Or the meal.
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He's never missed a meal:wink2:
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All kidding aside, I think he hates us because we made him look like a horses ***.
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Great Post Phin and funny as well...no better way to celebrate a win than a buffet. No wonder why Ryan is so upset after a loss. Good Stuff. :lol:
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That is amazing! you have to post that everywhere. Spread the word!
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nothing rex about Rex :no: he's a loser
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And I thought we were just catching him on weeks he was having menstural cramps??
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Rex was most upset because he knew when he got home, Dada Butty would come over to visit, pull down his 9XL Depends and spank his bare bottom for soiling the good Ryan name.
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Not sure about that Pagan, baby elephants are known as "punks"...:lol:
I chalked up Ryan's hatred to his unsuccessful attempt to complete the South Beach Diet.Pagan likes this. -
I think you owe Louie Anderson Turds an apology.HardKoreXXX, Pagan, Ophinerated and 1 other person like this.
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this is the greatest thread ALIVE !!!
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It's awesome to know all the bad blood that exists between the Ryan family and the Dolphins franchise :hi5:
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He misinterpreted the South Beach Diet as "eating South Beach". I bet he gave it a good try too.Pagan, Phin-o-rama and padre31 like this.
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But I think he did that on porpoise...
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With his looks, any time he can misinterpret something as "eat it all!" I bet he does...Amazing his heart can take that much of him.