Why You Shouldnt Celebrate Like An Ass If Your Team Wins A Championship

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slickj101slickj101forum_veteranOP
Oct 31, 2008, 09:37 PM

The city of brotherly love? Not when the Goose is flyin!

YouTube - Phillies Rays Fan Hit By Bottle

Duck, Duck, Grey Goose!

Silence

It's ******* Golden.

Phinz420Phinz420New Member
Oct 31, 2008, 11:04 PM

Ouch

Brown42000Brown42000New Member
Oct 31, 2008, 11:05 PM

"slickj101 wrote:

The city of brotherly love? Not when the Goose is flyin!

YouTube - Phillies Rays Fan Hit By Bottle

Duck, Duck, Grey Goose!

:pity:

:lol:

slickj101slickj101forum_veteran
Oct 31, 2008, 11:07 PM

^^^ Normally I would be like damn thats messed up. But if your climbing on street lights, you probably deserved that. Did you really think it was going to end well?

Silence

It's ******* Golden.

femalefinfanfemalefinfanluxury_box
Oct 31, 2008, 11:28 PM

Funny, he didn't look like Santa Claus

slickj101slickj101forum_veteran
Oct 31, 2008, 11:36 PM

"femalefinfan wrote:

Funny, he didn't look like Santa Claus

You threw that bottle didn't you?

Nice arm.

Silence

It's ******* Golden.

pennphinfanpennphinfanforum_veteran
Nov 1, 2008, 03:54 AM

i didn't watch the video, but considering whatever philadelphia did in celebration did not end up in anyone being killed, its fine in my book. i was in boston when that poor northeastern girl was fatally hurt by the tear gas/smoke gas/whatever it was thing fired by the riot police. not that i blame boston, because that could have happened anywhere, but so long as no one gets hurt, i say let philly celebrate. after so many years, they deserve it

Nov 1, 2008, 10:11 AM

LMAO, what the hell was he doing on a lamp post?

He couldnt have been ****faced, no drunk can climb.

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

GISHGISHforum_veteran
Nov 1, 2008, 10:18 AM

my question is how did he get up there?

brandon27brandon27subscriber
Nov 1, 2008, 10:39 AM

:sidelol: oh my god! thats strange, whats that guy doing up there anyways. wow... just wow.


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HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
Nov 1, 2008, 10:42 AM

"femalefinfan wrote:

Funny, he didn't look like Santa Claus

Or JD Drew...

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Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8forum_veteran
Nov 1, 2008, 12:07 PM

that was amazing. first off, it only took 2 throws to perfectly pelt him in the head! secondly, dude gets DRILLED in the head with a 40oz bottle, and he STILL catches himself before falling to what would've probably been his doom.

Nov 1, 2008, 12:48 PM

ping.
:lol:

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

slickj101slickj101forum_veteran
Nov 1, 2008, 01:46 PM

"Sethdaddy8 wrote:

that was amazing. first off, it only took 2 throws to perfectly pelt him in the head! secondly, dude gets DRILLED in the head with a 40oz bottle, and he STILL catches himself before falling to what would've probably been his doom.

Whoever threw that bottle must have a cannon. It looks like its coming in at a pretty flat angle so they were probably far away. Plus its a big ass bottle so probably not all that accurate.

That dude is lucky the bottle didnt explode and tear his face up though.

Silence

It's ******* Golden.

PMZQPMZQNew Member
Nov 1, 2008, 08:47 PM

Holy crap ! :no:

dolphan117dolphan117luxury_box
Nov 1, 2008, 08:58 PM

The best thing about idiots is that their stupidity usually gets them in trouble, and its almost always funny.

TokyoFishFanTokyoFishFanNew Member
Nov 1, 2008, 10:56 PM

Reference the notes in the Mock DUI thread.

Know the difference between fun and silly drunk and "land you in jail drunk" before you go out to party.

"Land you in jail" drunk also = "could get you or themselves killed" drunk

Dumb---

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Nov 2, 2008, 06:31 AM

Absolut fail.

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Nov 2, 2008, 09:47 AM

this thread title should be rephrased IMO. "why you shouldn't climb a poll drunk in the middle of people celebrating when their team wins a championship... or ever."

or

"why you shouldn't throw bottles at drunk people on top of poles because you're drunk after your team wins a championship".

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

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