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Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a Florida Highway

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Paul 13, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/05/woman_arrested_for_masturbatin.php

    open the link to see her mug shot, or if you prefer to think she looked somewhat attractive, don't open the link :lol:
     
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  2. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    She better watch out, it is pretty dangerous to masturbate on the side of the highway in Florida these days with all the face eating zombies around....
     
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  3. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Fin-D how many times must we inform you to stop letting your wife out of the house to roam freely.....
     
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  4. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    In her defense, that well in FinD's basement gets pretty lonely and cold.
     
  5. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    "Sidewalk Finger Blaster arrested in Ocala"

    Would've been SUCH a better headline!
     
  6. Noodle Arm

    Noodle Arm and you are?

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    When I was in Jr. High, right after school let out, a woman rode her bike to the middle of our field...pulled off her pants...and started to finger herself while yelling "F*** ME!". My friend proceeded to grab a stick and poke it between her legs. A bit off topic,I know, just thought I'd share.
     
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  7. MikeHoncho

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    You didn't noodle'er?
     
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  8. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    In my defense, I can't watch her when I'm taking a crap.

    If she ain't done in 5 seconds when we have sex, her orgasm ceases to be my problem....cause I've already been done for 2 seconds by then.
     
  9. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    smh
     
  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    in her defense she was both deaf and blind...............
     
  11. MikeHoncho

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