http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/05/woman_arrested_for_masturbatin.php open the link to see her mug shot, or if you prefer to think she looked somewhat attractive, don't open the link
She better watch out, it is pretty dangerous to masturbate on the side of the highway in Florida these days with all the face eating zombies around....
Fin-D how many times must we inform you to stop letting your wife out of the house to roam freely.....
When I was in Jr. High, right after school let out, a woman rode her bike to the middle of our field...pulled off her pants...and started to finger herself while yelling "F*** ME!". My friend proceeded to grab a stick and poke it between her legs. A bit off topic,I know, just thought I'd share.
In my defense, I can't watch her when I'm taking a crap. If she ain't done in 5 seconds when we have sex, her orgasm ceases to be my problem....cause I've already been done for 2 seconds by then.