Woman Attempts To Kidnap Ex-Virtual Boyfriend

Wow. I'm laughing so hard right now. Is she in the 300 lb range or what?

 

She'll need a gun to rope a guy.

 

wait, she bound and gagged the guys dog? really?

 

What an idiot!! She must be some prize for the guy to break up with her the first time he laid his eyes on her. She must have been upwards of 300 lbs, with the face of a bulldog! She sounds like a clever gal, though, to get through the postal system to get his address...Bet he thinks twice before his next internet escapade.

That has been my fear with most of you on this board,

 

Oh, come on, you know you'd hit it, 8 to 80, blind, crippled, or crazy

 

That looks an awful lot like lucky's prom date junior year........

 

I see you've met my ex-wife.

 

Nothing like a wedding in Vegas, eh?

 

She was a Bills fan too.

 

Were you drunk, or a mail order bride??

 

Young, dumb and full of...you get the picture.

 

Gum??

 

definately fruity, just like Tums...

 

thank you for sharing this... some things, you just cannot make up. lol.

 

No need to worry about us!

Except Opie... Dude's crazy. Once married to a Bills fan... Poor guy has never been the same...

 

Wow that ws hilariously awesome. Who puts a laser sight on a BB gun lol? I love how the cops ended up finding and arresting her on the highway. Man that was high comedy all the way!

 

I saw that!

 

Was her screen name Prep by any chance?

 

I dont know whether to be scared, confused or slightly turned on.

 

No, she did no such thing. She bound and gagged her OWN dog. It was making too much noise apparently. The OP misquoted, saying it was his dog.

 

Ah well, that makes a very big difference...

 

I never misquoted anything!

 

Not today anyway

 

Guess he forgot - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...

 

Not if it follows you back to Florida, like a stray cat you fed.

 

actually she was third runner up in a hatchet fight!