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Yo Heath Evans!!!, where you at son..

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by djphinfan, Dec 17, 2013.

  1. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    You didn't think we could beat your boys you brown-noser you, you didn't think we could beat the steelers, and you thought the jets would finish in 2nd place..

    NICE GETTIN PAID TO BE A HOMER ANALYST BUDDY.!!!

    You suck at your job dude..hope to see ya in Miami one day so I can tell ya to your face.

    Rant section??? I hope not, he deserves it for all of the garbage he said about our team.

    Maybe one of our beat guys will give him a shout out..
     
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  2. BayAreaFinFan

    BayAreaFinFan D'oh Club Member

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    He slurps Brady and his boys to no end. He may be the biggest homer on TV, and that is saying something.
     
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  3. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Don't Question Heath's Integrity
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  4. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    i totally forgot about that idiot
     
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  5. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Lucky you.
     
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  6. Jt0323

    Jt0323 Fins Up! Luxury Box

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    him broadcasting games make me so happy we play in the AFC (CBS)
     
  7. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    i still haven't seen any love parade for this team after sundays win, all I see coming out of this game so far, is if the patriots will overcome the loss of gronk and still can win the SB, although i think this is bull****, i wouldn't mind a quiet week before that buffalo game
     
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  8. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Deej, there are reasons why I rarely bother with the NFL media

    Recall, Dion Jordan was a terrible draft pick, losing Martin and Incognito was a death blow and the entire roster was manned with racists and Ireland should be fired inseason

    Sgt Hartman would laugh at it all...thus..
     
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  9. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I bother with them with they show blantant bias..it's not right that they get paid for that BS...

    Jets, steelers, pats, literally the three teams he slurped up we beat lol..especially when talking about us in the same sentence..steelers organization is god..the dolphins suck...the jets are better than the dolphins, and how bout how he slurped the pats while their murdering tight end was being incarcerated, he flipped it and make it sound like the patriot way was how you handle such a dilemma.

    I think I'd slit his tires.
     
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  10. Claymore95

    Claymore95 Working on it... Club Member

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    I can almost overlook his manlove for the Pats, there's plenty of others like that in the media too, but it's his hatred/contempt for all things Dolphins that's unforgivable from someone in his position in the media. Only just a couple of weeks ago he was going on about the Chargers being his pick for the wildcard, and mentioning the Ravens et al...but not even a peep from him about the Dolphins still being in contention. When your hatred for a team allows you to ignore or disparage them constantly on air as an ANALyst, then you're not doing the job you were paid to do.
     
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  11. Ludacris

    Ludacris Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Hey Heath Evans, DO YOUR JOB!!! Haha! And get your head outta your ***
     
  12. chadisawesome

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    Heath Evans is the SECOND biggest homer on TV. No one surpasses Michael Irvin. I remember a few years ago the cowboys were mathematically eliminated from the playoffs and they were talking about who would be able to lock up the last playoff spot and he was spouting about the cowboys. Even after they told him they were mathematically eliminated, he couldn't wrap his head around it.

    Heath Evans and Rodney Harrison are tied for second
     
  13. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Willie McGinnest is excellent.
     
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  14. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    This.....

    There isnt a day that goes by that I actually think about this guy, who cares what he thinks.......

    Just let it go...
     
  15. DolfanTom

    DolfanTom Livin' and Dyin' w/ Ryan!

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    I normally don't care either, but he seems to have it out for the Dolphins, more so than any other analyst anywhere that I know of. It's just odd, that's all.

    It's bothersome.
     
  16. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Irvin doesn't go out of his way to damage others teams reputations..Evans is bad for our business..he mocks the Miami dolphins like their third rate..I've seen him take cheap shots and take things out of context to mock.
     
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  17. Zeke0123

    Zeke0123 message board ******* Club Member

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    Clark > Butterfinger > Heath....Heath is by far the worst candy bar...and a biased opinionated ahole commentator to boot.
     
  18. Eop05

    Eop05 Junior Member Club Member

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    This is true.

    The man is supposed to be a professional and set aside his personal feelings while analyzing the teams. Evans, instead, acts like a slighted High School ex-girlfriend. Remember the offseason moves and bashing every single one of them?

    It's extremely unprofessional and I'm surprised it's been allowed this long
     
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  19. Eop05

    Eop05 Junior Member Club Member

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    And just to be clear. I could not care less about him or any media bias.

    I'm more commenting on Evans as a professional and how his or any employer would let such immature behavior continue
     
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  20. fin13

    fin13 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I'm glad you reminded me of that ahole ****ing idiot.I wonder if he has something to say now.
    The Pats lost not the Dolphins won.
     
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  21. vizi0n

    vizi0n Boom.. Club Member

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    You guys are going to anger ck..... Lol

    Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk
     
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  22. Hellion

    Hellion Crash Club Member

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    He's mad bro...he's mad.

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  23. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    He's still mad because the 'Phins cut him six weeks into the '05 season.
     
  24. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    He almost choked on his own spit when asked if we could beat the steelers..no joke..he laughed at us, I'm not lying
     
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  25. Zeke0123

    Zeke0123 message board ******* Club Member

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    That scrub also said the jest would "handle the Dolphins EASILY"...he has been great luck for us this year hopefully he keeps it up.
     
  26. Brasfin

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  27. Ronnie Bass

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    Lorenzo Neal - "I like what Tannahan is doing"

    Who??? :lol:
     
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  28. Rick 1966

    Rick 1966 Professional Hipshooter

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    He reminds me of Jerry Greene a sports guy for the Orlando Sentinel.
    Back in 98, Jerry's preseason predictions had the Dolphins going 8-8. Yet in his weekly predictions, he picked against the Dolphins EVERY SINGLE GAME for the first like, 10 weeks.
    I finally called in to a radio show he was doing and said "Jerry, just where were these eight wins going to come from if you picked against the Fins every week?"
    He didn't really have any answer other than that he'd disliked the Dolphins ever since they fired Shula.
    Of course, we went 10-6 that season, won the AFC East and beat Barfalo in the Wildcard round. I will always treasure the memory of Trace Armstrong blowing by Thurman Thomas and burying Doug Flutie Flakes in the ground, making him fumble away the ball and any chance at a comeback win.
     
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  30. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    what a joke..Lorenzo Neal says Clay is a good" back"... And he called the Qb "Tannahan"..

    If he continued to mock us it would then be too obvious considering we are 8 and 6.

    They all laughed to start the segment for some reason...really worthless segment.
     
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  31. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Clay does play kind of a H-Back role
     
  32. Brasfin

    Brasfin Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, it's obvious these guys don't prepare at all for the segment, they just spout out generic nonsense that can be applied to any team who is winning at the moment, just replace QB A with QB B... but in this case he should AT LEAST know the QB's name. :pity:
    The best one out of that group is McGinest, I remember he picked us to win a few times when no one dared to.
     
  33. fin13

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    Willie Mcginnest is an a hole too, he talks big about the bills and ignores how the Pats got ****ed in Miami.
     
  34. Tin Indian

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  35. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Heath Evans is a dweeb. His opinion is worthless. Theres no reason he should be on TV when he still has a grudge against an old team. You cant have a biased reporter/analyst. The whole premise in media is that youre supposed to have an unbiased or at least logically thought out bias. He spews untruths and garbage just to get back at a team that cut him because he sucked. Get over it Heath.
     
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  36. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    I agree with your statements, however the mainstream media in America has become less about facts and more about spewing out opinion. In all areas, not just sports.
     
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  37. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This is true and its one of the reasons I chose to avoid going in to media despite the fact my concentration in college fell under Journalism and Mass Communications. mainstream media doesnt want just facts, they want strongly sided opinions to get people riled up and caring about a specific issue or topic. Doesnt make it right though.
     
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  38. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Don't fu&$ with my teams image and were good..once you start mocking because you have spite behind your beady *** eyes, then you need to have consequences, or your tires slit, or maybe the gardner getting the wifey at home.
     
  39. FanMarino

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    Disagree. McGinest is decent in my book.
     
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  40. Puka-head

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    I think I figured out why Neal was such a great FB. Hes got like armor plating in his forehead. Its like a bighorn sheep head. His skull looks like its an extra half inch thick. I'm not trying to be mean. Look at him.
     

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