You Have No Testicles If....

I do not think they should think of themselves as less human or bad if they do.

Nothing wrong with not feeling manly. Not everyone is manly. Some enjoy wearing pink flower dresses or watching this movie.

 

My point all along is just that because you watch a movie like that does not automatically disqualify you as being manly and that guys shouldn't go all homophobic over the notion of watching a chick flick.

 

I got stuck watching 'Four Christmases' last weekend and I still haven't turned.

 

Vince Vaughn is funny...deal wit' it!

 

You were able to ogle Reese Witherspoon the whole movie and I'm sure you scored some brownie points with the wife so it's a win/win.

So next time you want that back rub and you try to roll over with the "oops it wasn't my back I wanted rubbed" move - you've got some credit at the store.

 

Oh, no doubt, the only thing that could have made this flick more chicky would have been a cameo from Julia Roberts or Susan Sarandan.

 

And to be fair she sat through Superbad with me. Three times. And laughs when I quote the movie.

 

You married the perfect woman. If she only had one boob on her back to make slow dancing bearable then you could clone her.

 

Didn't even know it existed. I would have been better off if I hadn't clicked this thread.

 

If I saw this move I would have to slice off my own testicles.

 

better grow some first......just sayin....

 

keep talking kernel boy......

 

please...I have rancheros the size of grapefruits.

Just ask tu novia

 

so...you checkin out dudes sacks now huh.....?


This whole thread was meant as a joke, no one should get offended by it. Take NOTHING posted in the lounge too seriousely...ever.

 

It was more a generalization rather than a direct response to your comment.

 

who in the hell is going homophobic?

Saying it is not manly to watch a chick flick is not the same as saying **** should go kill themselves and they are an abomination. That is not only not fair, it is insulting. There is nothing wrong with playful manly jabbing. Just because men want to joke about violating a Man Law for watching a very obvious chick flick does not mean that the guy is hating on gays. Plus if a guy is gay why would he care if I do not think of him as a manly man?

 

Why is it when guys feel they have to defend their level of machismo they automatically start to infer that the other guy is gay or somehow less of a man?

I say bullcrap, f**k "man laws" screw the whole concept of what defines a guy. I hate beer & buffalo wings - does that violate one of the precious laws?

Those are the same guys (not referring to anybody here) that their whole life have had to be the loud, obnoxious jackass that everybody laughs at but secretly hates throughout any social setting because they try so hard to be the king of all studs that any male that happens to not be into the same testosterone fueled **** headed attitude is somehow not a man and gets ridiculed for it.

Don't bust my balls because I find it insulting that there is some criteria to being a man. I find it insulting as **** that the cliques in society need to pigeon hole people into some sort of level of manhood or make ANYBODY feel odd because they don't want to be just another clone in life that is afraid to express individuality for fear of the meat-head, mouth breathing, ****s of the world being ****heads to them.

 

Thanks for helping.

 

I think you are missing the point of my response.

 

I....am....forcing.....myself....to....stay.....out.....of.....this......

 

You're only four ...oh wait..

If you're on my side feel free to join in otherwise shhhhh!

 

People are having fun and making jokes. It has nothing to do with homophobia. If you are so secure in your manhood, why even bother saying a damn thing?

No one mentioned Gayness. NO ONE! You mentioned being gay. It was brought up by YOU! I know some manly gay guys. I think it is more homophobic to pigeon hole gay guys as not manly people.

Do jack***es exist who use the man laws for hate? Yes. Are thier jack***es who use their gayness for hate? Yes. Are there jack***es in any section of this world of ours? Yes. Don't bring your insecurities here because some people just want to have fun.

 

then what is the point of your response? To ruin people's fun because it is different than your idea of fun?

 

Coming from the guy that kept dragging it out. You just couldn't let it be so yes I responded strongly to the overall issue not just you specifically.

From the gates when you asked me to defend the f**king holocaust you were at that point initiating s**t.

I answered, you couldn't let it be you had to keep it going.

And if you can't see the veiled jokes about gays in this thread then you obviously didn't read it very carefully.

I didn't respond strongly until you started your crap again.

I've seen the type - people who have to needle at others until the other person blows up then it's "oh what did you do!"

 

I think we need a rock em sock em robot smilie. Thoughts?

 

I'm a lover not a fighter.

 

a lover of julia roberts movies

 

dude, really?

I was going to be a smartass but I really can't think of any of her movies that I know outside of that one with the gerbil lover.

 

Check your Netflix Queue.

 

I was initiating s**t. Ok, fair enough. My point was if you can justify that movie then you can justify anything. I used the holocaust because it is something that is, in my opinion, impossible to justify. Like trying to say watching this movie makes you more of a man. Which I have found funny that the commercial for Mamma Mia last night on MNF football stated, "BE A MAN. BUY YOUR WOMAN A MUSICAL". They at least got the joke.

I answered because I was curious. I keep on going on with my "crap" because I wonder what your response is going to be.

I did not see vieled jokes about gays. I wasn't looking for a reason to be upset.

 

After me she said, "She could never love another"

 

Hah!

Harold & Kumar Escape Guantanamo bay

Season 2 disk 2 of Two 1/2 men
Season 2 disk 3 of Two 1/2 men

 

You gotta give us more than that.

No Clint Eastwood? Stallone? Susan Sarandon?

Ooops.