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You know what pisses me off?

Discussion in 'Religion and Spirituality' started by Pagan, Dec 15, 2009.

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  1. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Just a short vent.

    I was watching "Practical Magic" last night, and it occurred to me.

    I'm not upset anymore at the portrayal of Witches in movies and on TV. Nothing's going to change that, and if people are ignorant enough to believe it, I don't want to associate with them anyway.

    What really....and I mean REALLY burns my *** is this....

    TV and movies have portrayed Witches as being able to do WAY cooler things than we really can! :angry:

    Hell...I can't fly, I can't stir my coffee without touching the spoon, I can't raise the dead, I can't make your nuts fall off in the shower, I can't make you age 20 years in a day, I can't call upon any "minions" to do my bidding. WTF???

    If you're gunna stereotype us, make us BORING, willya? :tongue2:
     
  2. anlgp

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    lmao

    i would leave it the way it is man. that way when people come to your door (like jehovas witnesses) then you can just point at your pentagram and maybe they'll get an idea to go away before you make their nuts fall off in the shower from a great distance.

    i understand your gripe though.
     
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  3. Ohiophinphan

    Ohiophinphan Chaplain Staff Member Luxury Box

    Thank you for the laugh! It is an interesting way to rant at the wierd portrayals popular in the media against people of faith in general. Having the ability to use "holy water" to cure someone would be kinda fun.

    Before we get too much further, let me wish you a happy, upcoming solstice my friend! Good luck trying to get Hollywood to treat anyone as boring!
     
  4. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Thank you Pastor!

    Yea...MAN do I want the flying thing to work! Would make my commute SO much easier! :lol:

    You mean you can't spray it at demons and chant "The power of Christ compels you!"???
     
  5. dolphindebby

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    My poor pagan. So misunderstood.:sad:


    Thank you for this. I really got a good chuckle out of it.
    You're ok pagan!:up:
     
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  6. Sethdaddy8

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    what kind of lame-*** witch are you?!
     
  7. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Pagan, my brother...you will always be Dr. Bombay in my mind

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  8. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Really? I dunno man, I kinda see myself more like this:

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    :lol:
     
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  9. gafinfan

    gafinfan gunner Club Member

    I love you brother, straight and to the point, you always make me think and sometimes laugh which is a great plus, in my book.:up::hi5:
     
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  10. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    So did Dr. Bombay...but remember Bombay would chase his nurse around in football uniform - so you got that going for you.:pointlol:

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  11. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    so let me get this straight............. you go into witchcraft, take the crap that comes with it, aaaaaaaaaaaaaand don't bother learning how to do anything cool. jesus dude thats like learning kung fu, without learning how to run through the tree tops........
     
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  12. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    You may have a point. :tongue2:

    Thanks bro. :knucks:

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  13. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    OH NO....I have seen this before...somebody tackle Pagan before he cuts his hair and starts playing the citar.

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  14. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Dude...you have NO idea how funny that is! Go to the Livesay MySpace page and listen to the intro to the song "Tower of Silence". :sidelol:
     
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  15. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    damn...too late. :sad:
     
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  16. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Your new familiar, Chugga, will allow you to damage the ankles of those you don't like.
     
  17. Phinfan561

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    Hey man any good spots in the cleveland area to watch the game on 12/27? I'll be in the cleveland area for Christmas visiting family.
     
  18. opfinistic

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    lmao!
     
  19. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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  20. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Hey guys I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. Should I drop kick her?
     
  21. opfinistic

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  22. opfinistic

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    McDonalds or Burger King for lunch?

    I was thinking of going to Checkers.
     
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  23. Pagan

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    :sidelol:
     
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  24. Ohiophinphan

    Ohiophinphan Chaplain Staff Member Luxury Box

    Hey Pagan, some kind of cursing spell/prayer could be helpful in cases like this don't you think? Maybe you could make their "ah hem" members shrivel up, and I could throw "holy water" at them and have the shriveled part fall off? Seems an appropriate punishment for highjacking such a serious thread don't you think?
     
  25. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    :lol:

    Back (somewhat) on topic, there really are curses that can be cast, although not what you see in the movies. It's ill intent wished upon another.

    However, there's this thing called the "Rule of Three" which gives me pause every time I think about said curses. :tongue2:
     
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  26. unluckyluciano

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    mods can we go ahead and rename this thread to the ask pagan thread.
     
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  27. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Where can I buy a Oil Filter for a 1978 Chevy Nova?
     
  28. opfinistic

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    We need a new area called the 'Witch's Coven' for threads like that.
     
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  29. Pagan

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    Inline 6 or the 305?

    Witch's Cauldron would be better. :wink2:
     
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  30. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    305 of course.
     
  31. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    No.

    Just make sure to provide her with condoms.
     
  32. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Then I'd head to Advance Auto Parts and pick yourself up a K&N KN-138 high performance filter.
     
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  33. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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  34. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    a hoop, with a stick.....
     
  35. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    with a stick......
     
  36. BigDogsHunt

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  37. opfinistic

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  38. Pagan

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  39. opfinistic

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  40. Pagan

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