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Discussion in 'Religion and Spirituality' started by Pagan, Dec 15, 2009.

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  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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  2. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    So anyway, back on topic, what about Cleveland?
     
  3. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    :sidelol:
     
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  4. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    It is a ****hole on a lake that smells of dead cats and feces.

    Their sports teams consist of the Indians, Cavs, and Browns.

    It is the home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

    The City flower is the cest weed.

    Their major export is low grade heroin.


    Anything else you want to know?
     
  5. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :no:
    Sounds like paradise.
    :yes:
     
  6. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Did anyone mark a BEST ANSWER???:confused2:










    that seems rude:angry:




    :shifty::tongue2:
     
  7. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Holy hell...why haven't we put a Simpsons Movie-like dome over that place yet?
     
  8. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Imagine farting in an astronaut suit.

    That's why.
     
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  9. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    AHHHH the Ole' Dutch Oven...

    I have been trying to do this to my wife for 6 years. and i have failed.

    any advice to pull this off?
     
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  10. Boik14

    Boik14 Admin Club Member Retired Administrator

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    During sex, with you on top, just reach back and pull the blanket over her while you do your thing :lol:
     
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  11. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Dude...I am married...I don't have sex. Now you want me to pull this little operation during it?

    AH...NO.
     
  12. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Shoulda married a Latin girl. :shifty:
     
  13. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    My wife is cuban.

    It was like a Porn convention till we got married. Trust me on this.
     
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  14. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :pity:

    Have you tried turning her into an alcoholic? Drunk ***** is better than no *****.

    Edit: Hell it's the best ***** you can find!
     
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  15. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    That is usually my plan.
     
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  16. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Try dressing up as the mailman. :chuckle:
     
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  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    so is pagan more like nicole kidman from bewitched or the sisters from charmed? Oh thats right he doesn't know how to do any awesome ****.



    stoopid.
     
  18. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    That would be ****ed.

    Our mailman is a big fat black woman.

    The Orkin guy? What a douchebag that guy is. I'd rather kill myself.

    The comcast guy? I wish death upon that guy every time I see him.
     
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  19. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    5 minutes after this post.....Lucky is found scurrying around his home, on six legs, his mother chasing him with a can of Raid.
     
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  20. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :pointlol:

    At least she cooks dinner every night. I'd rather be fapping than cooking. Although fapping while cooking, while dangerous, can be a blast.
     
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  21. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    just another day at the lucky household. :hi5:
     
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  22. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Awwwwww bite me!

    Here's a better idea. Play in a rock band and bring your wife to every show so she sees the wimmins flirting with you constantly.

    GUARANTEED you'll get some every night. :D
     
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  23. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Much easier to buy a mailman costume. :pity: I learned getting drunk with your buddys and playing Guitar Hero isn't as effective as Pagan's COA.
     
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  24. jason8er

    jason8er Luxury Box Luxury Box

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    All I wanna know is, what babe suckered you into THAT chick flick?
     
  25. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    The gorgeous blonde I sleep next to every night. :wink2:
     
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  26. jason8er

    jason8er Luxury Box Luxury Box

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    Hahaha! I knew it! Your a good man Alan.
     
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  27. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Bull****.

    I did that when I was touring with Iron Maiden. Didn't work.
     
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  28. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    LOL...okay Nicko. :tongue2:
     
  29. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    You have no idea how good that looked to me as I typed it.
     
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  30. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    You know I should be more of a stereotype, just to **** with people.
     
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    There is no way having the ability to fly can surpass the thrill of commuting in that Mustang you have!
     
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  32. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    This is true...:lol:
     
  33. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I can't call upon any "minions" to do my bidding. WTF???


    You need to pay them more the minion wage.
     

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