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You know you've watched too much ESPN draft coverage when...

Discussion in 'NFL Draft Forum' started by GARDENHEAD, Apr 25, 2009.

  1. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    1. You've seen Mark Sanchez play basketball with a bunch of firemen 800 times.

    2. Suzy Kolber has told you that Stafford is "pumped" 20 times in the past 12 hours.

    Anyone got some more?
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  2. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    3. When you've been told by Chris Mortensen 965 times that the Patriots will be looking to move up (or maybe not).
     
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  3. Disgustipate

    Disgustipate Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    4. When the first photons of light from the television screen reach your retina
     
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  4. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I'm watching NFLN...
     
  5. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    By the way, Mayock just called this the worst draft in recent NFL history... hioooooooo
     
  6. texanphinatic

    texanphinatic Senior Member

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    No offense to Ronnie, but the 2005 draft was pretty terrible overall.

    Personally I dont see the truly elite prospects in here, but there is a wealth of talent in the late first to early third.
     
  7. The G Man

    The G Man Git 'r doooonnne!!!

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    Me too. ESPN blows (IMO).

    Although, it would be worth tuning in just to watch Sweet Sweet Suzy...:tt1:
     
  8. anlgp

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    You know you've seen too many mock drafts when....

    1. You're ready to claw your own eyes out that way you don't have to see them anymore.
    2. You're ready to make yourself deaf so you don't have to hear them anymore.
    3. You wish you had a fast forward button on the TV to go to certain picks in the draft to prove everyone wrong
    4. ???
     
  9. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Dont get NFL Network. I pay the cable company enough $.
     
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  10. B.Sebo

    B.Sebo TV Mastermind

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    I can't imagine watching NFLN this year. No Schefter (which was the only reason to watch IMO). Can't stand Mayock. ESPN has Erin Andrews in New York today!
     
  11. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    What happened to Schefter? I didn't get the memo... :pity:
     
  12. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    5. you start styling your hair like Mel Kiper...
     
  13. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    you wish they would put suzy k on the tv more than the "draft guys" :drool:
     
  14. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    you couldnt handle suzy kolber
     
  15. TheAnswer385

    TheAnswer385 Stay Low Run Free

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    Sanchez is the new Favre
     
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    m ino New Member

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    ooh i got one..when you here all the experts say that Aarron curry is not a pass rusher 600 times followed by the same experts saying Aarron curry will go to x team because they need a pass rusher.
     
  17. The G Man

    The G Man Git 'r doooonnne!!!

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    I hear ya. Fortunately for me it's part of my basic service. :up:

    lol...
     
  18. B.Sebo

    B.Sebo TV Mastermind

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    His contract runs out in August and he has not accept an extension yet and is believed to be headed to ESPN. He has not been on the air for NFLN in quite a while.
     
  19. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    6. when you seen Mel Kiper in his cyber draft board commercial one million times, moving players up and down by pointing his fingers, and making lame comments like "The game changer: Matthew Sttafford, makes all the throws that no one else can."
     
  20. Tractor Traylor

    Tractor Traylor Crafty Veteran

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    7. You know the Michael Oher story and can name every family member from his adopted family.
     
  21. King Felix

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    **** that commercial. its so old
     

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