My own take on a Coors Light commercial. Sorry, gonna have to use your imagination on this one. Click play, then pause it after every line and read the next line before playing further.

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“Coach, have you heard about the new comfort seating in the stadium bathrooms?â€

This is what’s great about sports. This is what the greatest thing about sports is.

“Coach, coach!!! I buy a case of Coors light every morning. Why do I do that?â€

You play to win the game!!

“Oh, you mean the sweepstakes to win free NFL tickets?â€

Hello..?

“I just play for fun though. Winning isn’t as importantâ€

You play, to win, the game. You don’t play to just play it.

“But I’ve never won. Why do I keep doing it?â€

You play to win. And I don’t care if you don’t have any wins, you go play to win.

“No, really coach, I don’t mind. I still get these ice cold Coors Light. Losing doesn’t matter.â€

When you start telling me that it doesn’t matter, then retire, GET OUT!! cuz it matters…. so, iight….. that, that, that……that, that, that….. this whole coversation bothers me.

“Well, sorry I brought it up.â€