BME: Are you single?

Yes... Very single... I’m not very dependable... Girls cut into beer time.

BME: How does it “**** you up”?

I never could be the manager at McDonalds, so I guess I’ll just have to settle doing porn.

BME: Have these modifications changed you as a person?

Nah... I was already a little ****ed in the head.

http://www.bmezine.com/news/guest/20080318.html

This dude is insane.