11. The bodily proportions.

12. The music.

13. That time of the month. (Notice the numbering here.)

 

anal in general...those women act like its as simple and easy as washing their hands.

 

Those women are my heros...up there with Marino, and McCrystal....

 

It's 90% mental. Women "don't like it" because they've made up their minds about it beforehand, or because they've suffered some drunken neanderthal's brutish attempts and are traumatized about it now.

Nabo: Come to my basement, sweetheart...

 

Your basement has to be the epicenter of everything that is good in America.....fully equiped with long thin ropes of red meat.....

if you go by the whole stupid middle name, name of the street thing, my porn name would be

Raymond Dellwood

quite possibly the best ever....

 

Edward Chuckanutt

I kid you not.

 

Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chuckanutt!!!

So tired of this review....

"Scene 2 is a spritely 2 on 1, with Edward Chuckanutt, and Ray Dellwood giving it......":lol:

 

Beer dick has happened to me on more than one occasion, either I cant get it up or I cant put it down.

 

this was funny and interesting

 

The average porn scene is edited together from 3 to 8 sex occasions. The average man doesn't last 30 minutes a pop.

Also most women do not want you to *** on their face.

 

He was talkin about if you were with a girl..................stoooopid

 

:sidelol:

ummm wow :lol:

Paul Garvey.

It sounds kinda..

anal gap-ish, doesn't it? :D

 

this thread took such a sinster angle.....

 

I figured as much yet almost in every clip I've seen on the 'net, that's how it ends.

Oh and my porn name would be John Duke.

 

Worst move you can do.....

get the type of beer dick that makes you perform too well...as in....you can't finish....

Expectations are a *****.

 

Indeed. It's a no-win.


Don't



and

 

soda and bone ;)

hopefully you put that **** down man it wrecked my dad's life for a good while

 

I call BS, and perhaps Buffy the Co-ed is frigid.

As for the article:

-Women do not heat up that quickly on average, just showing up does not turn the lady friend into a toaster oven, it takes some time..to make everything go right.

-As for the position thing, Buffy is kinda wrong again.

-I've found most women to be as wild, if not wilder, than the porno stuff, not the public viewing episodes as very very few women are into that, but everything from spanking to err...other things...most women wish to try stuff out.

-DDupree is right that "on my face stuff" is similar to the Acid Blood from Aliens, and if Buffy the Co-ed thinks ripping up Victoria's Secret gear is a hanging offense, she failed to mention what happens if that "in my face stuff" turn into "you got it in my hair" reactions...damn unpretty that..

-and finally, beware the lover who wishes to "try something out on you"..believe me...it does not end well..women and men have TOTALLY different mindsets..think one should never let the catcher become the pitcher..

-As for the whiskey hard on...like a woman it leaves you at the worst possible time...:D

'Nuff said.

 

Hello, baby...I am

Lex Cream.


Come into my basement...

 

You've got to be ****ing kidding me :sidelol:

 

I've never had an issue with tearing open the condom wrapper. I think I remember seeing a Seinfeld episode when I was younger about that and being nervous, however I've yet to have a problem.

Oh also you can call me Vincent Vespasian

 

I haven't either, but its probably because I don't use them!!!

 

Go on...

 

Oh you mean your mom?

 

It puts the lotion on.:chuckle: