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2015 DRAFT ORDER
Round One
01. Gisele's Dong - Amari Cooper, WR, Oakland Raiders
02. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Melvin Gordon, RB, San Diego Chargers
03. Gisele's Dong - Kevin White, WR, Chicago Bears
04. McNutt Up Or Shut Up - Todd Gurley, RB, St. Louis Rams
05. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Nelson Agholor, WR, Philadelphia
06. Big's badasses - Jameis Winston, QB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
07. The Smoking Gum - DeVante Parker, WR, Miami Dolphins
08. 2k5 - Ameer Abdullah, RB, Detroit Lions
09. Fluker in the butt - Duke Johnson, RB, Cleveland Browns
10. The Smoking Gum - TJ Yeldon, RB, Jacksonville Jaguars
11. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Tevin Coleman, RB, Atlanta Falcons
12. Megagronkatron - Marcus Mariotta, QB, Tennessee Titans
Round Two
13. The Smoking Gum - Maxx Williams, TE, Baltimore Ravens
14. Gisele's Dong - Dorial Green-Beckham, WR, Tennessee Titans
15. Forsett in the butt - Breshad Perriman, WR, Baltimore Ravens
16. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Clive Walford, TE, Oakland Raiders
17. Big's badasses - Jesse James, TE, Pittsburgh Steelers
18. McNutt Up Or Shut Up - David Johnson, RB, Arizona Cardinals
19. The Smoking Gum - Phillip Dorsett, WR, Indianapolis Colts
20. 2k5 - Devin Funchess, WR, Carolina Panthers
21. Fluker in the butt - Jaelen Strong, WR, Houston Texans
22. 2k5 - Jay Ajayi, RB, Miami Dolphins
23. Gisele's Dong - Matt Jones, RB, Washington Redskins
24. Megagronkatron - David Cobb, RB, Tennessee Titans
Round Three
25. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Buck Allen, RB, Baltimore Ravens
26. Blount Force Trauma - Devin Smith, WR, New York Jets
27. Forsett in her butt - Cameron Artis-Payne, RB, Carolina Panthers
28. Big's badasses - Michael Dyer, RB, Oakland Raiders
29. McNutt Up Or Shut Up - Tyler Lockett, WR, Seattle Seahawks
30. Philbin's Phuck Ups - Jeremy Langford, RB, Chicago Bears
31. The Smoking Gum - DeAndre Smelter, WR, San Francisco 49ers
32. 2k5 - Sammie Coates, WR, Pittsburgh Steelers
33. Fluker in the butt - Rashad Greene, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars
34. Shake and Bate - Chris Conley, WR, Kansas City Chiefs
35. Forsett in her butt - Josh Robinson, RB, Indianapolis Colts
36. Megagronkatron - Justin Hardy, WR, Atlanta Falcons
FUTURE DRAFT TRADES
2016
2k5 - 2016 1st Round Pick (from Gisele's Dong)
2k5 - 2016 2nd Round Pick (from Gisele's Dong)
Gisele's Dong - 2016 Conditional 2nd Round Pick (from Astro's Zooms) [IF Astro's Zoom's 2nd Round Pick is a top 2 selection in the round, it becomes a 3rd Round Pick)
Philbin's Phuck Ups - 2016 3rd round pick (from Forsett in her Butt)
Forsett in her butt - 2016 3rd round pick (from Gisele's Dong [lowest pick])
2017
2k5 - 2017 Conditional 2nd Round Pick (from Gisele's Dong) [IF Christine Michael hits 1K scrimmage yards in 2014, 2015, or 2016. Can be escalated to a 2017 1st Round Pick IF Michael leads the NFL in combined rushing/receiving TDs in 2014, 2015, or 2016.]
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Todd officially goes on the clock at 12:01AM EST on July 27.
Teams will have 24 hours to make their selection however it is preferred you make your selection as soon as possible so we can get this done sooner than later.
Keep any discussion in the other thread, this is for picks only. Once the draft is complete, I'll create a new discussion thread with updated rosters where teams can make their cuts to get down to 25 players.
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ToddPhin
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Kickin' off the 2015 Armchair draft, Gisele's Dong selects Amari Cooper.
Writeup to follow. j/k
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Boik14
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Philbins Phuck ups select Melvin Gordon.
Would rather have taken another RB but he's got the best situation and the clearest path to playing time
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ToddPhin
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1.3 Gisele's Dong selects Kevin White
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McNutt Up or Shut Up selects Todd Gurley.
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Boik14
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Philbin selects Nelson Agholor
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Big E has informed me he will select Jameis Winston.
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TSG selects DeVante Parker, WR MIAMI
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Will make my pick tonight. If anyone has offers send em over.
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I'll go with Ameer Abdullah.
Also willing to trade both my seconds for a 1 next year if anyone is interested.
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Duke Johnson, RB, Cleveland
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TSG selects T.J. Yeldon, RB Jaguars
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Boik14
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With the 11th pick acquired from Forsett, PPU selects: Tevin Coleman RB Atlanta.
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With the 12th overall pick in the 2015 draft your reigning, defending champion Megagronkatron selects
- Marcus Mariota QB Tennessee Titans
Edit: It's been a while since I've posted here.
My Alabama national championship banner is out of date.
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TSG selects Maxx Williams, TE Baltimore
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ToddPhin
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2.14 Gisele's Dong selects WR Dorial Green-Beckham
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Forsett takes 2.15 WR Breshad Perriman Ravens
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Boik14
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Ppu takes Clive Walford with pick 16
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With pick #17, Big's badasses will select Jesse James, TE, Pittsburgh Steelers.
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With pick #18, McNutt Up or Shut up selects David Johnson, RB, Arizona Cardinals.
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TSG selects Phillip Dorsett, WR Indy
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2.23 - Gisele's Dong selects RB Matt Jones
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With the 24th pick, Megagronkatron selects - David Cobb, RB Tennessee Titans
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Boik14
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With the 25th pick PPU selects Buck Allen RB Baltimore
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With the 26th pick Blount Force Trauma selects WR Devin Smith, Jets.
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3.27 Forsett selects RB Cameron Artis
Payne, Carolina
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With pick 28, Big's Badasses select Michael Dyer, RB, Oakland Raiders.
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With pick 29, McNutt Up or Shut Up selects Tyler Lockett, WR, Seattle Seahawks.
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Boik14
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PPU selects Jeremy Langford.
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TSG selects DeAndre Smelter, WR 49ers
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Forsett takes RB Josh Robinson, Colts
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Megagronkatron selects Justin hardy, wr Falcons
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305 is awarded Chris Conley, WR, Kansas City Chiefs.
The draft is now closed. I'll figure out who needs to make cuts then let everyone know ASAP.