Updated Rosters and draft order to follow...

Rosters - alphabetized (click on each GM to go right to his profile page)
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2k5
GM: 2k5
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Carson Wentz
QB Jimmy Garoppolo
QB Tyrod Taylor
RB LeSean McCoy
RB Kenyon Drake
RB Jay Ajayi
RB Ameer Abdullah
RB CJ Prosise
RB John Kelly
WR AJ Green
WR Dez Bryant
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Chris Hogan
WR Jamison Crowder
WR Josh Doctson
WR Torrey Smith
WR Kenny Britt
WR Cameron Meredith
WR Chris Godwin
TE Ricky Seals-Jones
TE Coby Fleener
K Kai Farburn
K Dan Bailey
DEF Detroit
DEF Miami
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Beats by Ray
GM: Boik14
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Ben Roethlisberger
QB Jameis Winston
QB Baker Mayfield
RB Alex Collins
RB Derrick Henry
RB Ronald Jones
RB Duke Johnson
RB Jamaal Williams
RB Peyton Barber
RB Ty Montgomery
RB Kalen Ballage
RB James White
RB Joe Williams
WR DeAndre Hopkins
WR Amari Cooper
WR Emmanuel Sanders
WR Kenny Golladay
WR Sterling Shepard
WR Dede Westbrook
WR Deon Cain
TE David Njoku
TE Austin Hooper
PK Stephen Gostkowski
DF Chicago
DF Ravens​

Blunt Force Trauma
GM: Puka-head
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Jared Goff
QB Eli Manning
QB Lamar Jackson
RB Saquan Barkley
RB Jordan Howard
RB Mark Ingram
RB Tarik Cohen
RB Samaje Perine
WR Tyreek Hill
WR Alshon Jeffery
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster
WR Cooper Kupp
WR Mohamad Sanu
WR Keelan Cole
WR John Ross
WR Dante Pettis
WR Albert Wilson
WR Travis Benjamin
TE George Kittle
TE Delanie Walker
TE Gerald Everett
TE Jared Cook
K Will Lutz
DF Denver
DF Pittsburgh​

Bryzzo
GM: Unlucky13
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Philip Rivers
QB Matt Ryan
QB Josh Rosen
RB Devonta Freeman
RB Jerick McKinnon
RB Latavius Murray
RB Carlos Hyde
RB Rex Burkhead
RB Mark Walton
RB TJ Yeldon
RB Kenneth Dixon
WR Allen Robinson
WR DeVante Parker
WR Devin Funchess
WR Calvin Ridley
WR James Washington
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Phillip Dorsett
WR Ted Ginn
WR Cole Beasley
TE Zach Ertz
TE Jake Butt
PK Chris Boswell
DF Kansas City
DF Carolina​

Forsett in her butt
GM: UCFinFan86
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Aaron Rodgers
QB Case Keenum
RB Leonard Fournette
RB Aaron Jones
RB Dion Lewis
RB Kerryon Johnson
RB LeGarrette Blount
RB Devontae Booker
RB Jeremy Hill
RB Chris Ivory
RB Bilal Powell
RB Jacquizz Rodgers
WR Antonio Brown
WR Brandin Cooks
WR Marvin Jones Jr.
WR Tyler Lockett
WR Tre'Quan Smith
WR Aldrick Robinson
TE Kyle Rudolph
TE O.J. Howard
TE Jesse James
K Stephen Hauschka
K Greg Zurlein
DEF Buffalo
DEF Jax​

GASED AND CONFUSED
GM: Simon
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Andrew Luck
QB Alex Smith
QB Cam Newton
QB Mitchell Trubisky
RB Derrius Guice
RB Doug Martin
RB CJ Anderson
RB Jordan Wilkins
RB Mike Gillisle
RB Corey Clement
WR Mike Evans
WR Davante Adams
WR Josh Gordon
WR Jordy Nelson
WR Laquon Treadwell
WR Pierre Garcon
WR Christian Kirk
WR Taywan Taylor
WR Danny Amendola
WR Carlos Henderson
TE Eric Ebron
TE Tyler Eifert
PK Kai Forbath
DF Houston
DF Philadelphia​

Gisele's Dong
GM: ToddPhin
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Tom Brady
QB Pat Mahomes
RB Alvin Kamara
RB Kareem Hunt
RB Joe Mixon
RB Sony Michel
RB Chris Carson
RB Elijah McGuire
RB Thomas Rawls
WR Odell Beckham Jr
WR Keenan Allen
WR Sammy Watkins
WR Kelvin Benjamin
WR DJ Moore
WR Martavis Bryant
WR Courtland Sutton
WR Kevin White
WR DJ Chark
WR Equanimeous St Brown
WR Quincy Enunwa
TE Travis Kelce
TE Evan Engram
PK Harrison Butker
DEF Chargers
DEF Minnesota
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I Torture Puppies
GM: AdamPrez2003
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Derek Carr
QB Kirk Cousins
QB Josh Allen
RB Melvin Gordon
RB Isaiah Crowell
RB Andre Ellington
RB Frank Gore
RB Theo Riddick
WR T.Y. Hilton
WR Terrelle Pryor Sr.
WR Brandon LaFell
WR Nelson Agholor
WR Tavon Austin
WR Paul Richardson Jr.
WR Willie Snead
WR ArDarius Stewart
WR Tyrell Williams
WR Rashard Higgins
TE Greg Olsen
TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins
TE Antonio Gates
TE Vernon Davis
P Josh Lambo
DEF Seattle
DEF Tennessee​

Jaysus Christ
GM: SICK
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Drew Brees
QB Joe Flacco
RB Tevin Coleman
RB Dalvin Cook
RB Lamar Miller
RB Matt Forte
RB Damien Williams
WR Michael Thomas
WR Robert Woods
WR Jarvis Landry
WR Marquise Goodwin
WR Jakeem Grant
WR Marqise Lee
WR Rishard Matthews
WR Curtis Samuel
WR Kenny Stills
WR Keke Coutee
WR Jaelen Strong
TE Jordan Reed
TE Jimmy Graham
TE Charles Clay
TE Mike Gesicki
PK Graham Gano
PK Jake Elliot
DEF New Orleans​

McNutt Up Or Shut Up
GM: GridIronKing34
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Ryan Tannehill
QB Matthew Stafford
QB Dak Prescott
RB Todd Gurley
RB David Johnson
RB Rashaad Penny
RB Marshawn Lynch
RB Wayne Gallman
RB Paul Perkins
WR Doug Baldwin
WR Randall Cobb
WR Corey Coleman
WR John Brown
WR Allen Hurns
WR Anthony Miller
WR Adam Humphries
WR Mike Wallace
TE Cameron Brate
TE Jack Doyle
TE Hunter Henry
K Matt Prater
K Blair Walsh
DF Cincinnati
DF Rams
DF Jets
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StartedfromtheBottom
GM: B4him13
Roster Size: 25/25

QB Deshaun Watson
QB Sam Darnold
QB Paxton Lynch
RB Zeke Elliot
RB Christian McCaffrey
RB D'onta Foreman
RB Nick Chubb
RB Marlon Mack
RB Spencer Ware
RB James Conner
RB DeAndre Washington
RB Matt Breida
WR Julio Jones
WR Corey Davis
WR Stefon Diggs
WR Mike Williams
WR Michael Gallup
WR Donte Moncrief
WR Malcolm Mitchell
WR Robby Anderson
TE Trey Burton
TE Adam Shaheen
TE Tyler Higbee
PK Brandon McManus
DF Atlanta
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Thirsty Turtles
GM: VMarcifan
Roster Size: 22/25

QB Russell Wilson
QB Andy Dalton
QB Marcus Mariota
RB Le'Veon Bell
RB Royce Freeman
RB Chris Thompson
RB Giovani Bernard
RB Jaylen Samuels
WR Demaryius Thomas
WR Julian Edelman
WR Adam Thielen
WR Golden Tate
WR Jordan Matthews
WR Michael Crabtree
WR DeSean Jackson
WR Zay Jones
WR Will Fuller
WR Antonio Calloway
WR Taylor Gabriel
TE Rob Gronkowski
PK Justin Tucker
DF New England​

 

Future Draft pick Trades
1. 2k5 receives original 2019 2nd from Gisele's Dong.
2. StartedfromtheBottom receives lowest 2019 2nd from 2k5.
3. 2k5 receives original 2019 1st from StartedfromtheBottom.
4. Gisele's Dong receives 2019 2nd from StartedFromtheBottom. If Adam Shaheen finishes as a top 12 TE, it becomes his highest 2nd. If not, it's the lowest 2nd.
5. Blunt Force Trauma receives 2019 2nd from Gisele's Dong (via STFB, #4 trade above).
6. Bryzzo receives original 2019 3rd from StartedfromtheBottom.
7. 2k5 receives original 2019 1st, original 2019 3rd, and original 2020 1st from Gisele's Dong.
8. GasedAndConfused receives 2019 2nd from StartedFromtheBottom (whichever 2nd isn't sent to Gisele's Dong in #4 above).
9. StartedFromtheBottom receives original 2019 3rd from GasedAndConfused.

 

Draft order​

1.01 Blunt Force Trauma
1.02 GASED AND CONFUSED
1.03 McNutt Up
1.04 Gisele's Dong (via StartedfromtheBottom)
1.05 Beats by Ray (via Bigs)
1.06 Thirsty Turtles
1.07 Jaysus Christ
1.08 Bryzzo
1.09 Forsett in her butt
1.10 Blunt Force Trauma (via Gisele's Dong via Beats by Ray)
1.11 2k5
1.12 2k5 (via Gisele)

2.01 Blunt Force Trauma
2.02 GASED AND CONFUSED
2.03 McNutt Up
2.04 Gisele's Dong (via StartedfromtheBottom)
2.05 Bryzzo (via Gisele's Dong via Bigs)
2.06 Thirsty Turtles
2.07 Jaysus Christ
2.08 Bryzzo
2.09 Forsett in her butt
2.10 Beats by Ray (via Bigs, via Gisele, via Beats)
2.11 2k5
2.12 GASED AND CONFUSED (via Gisele)

3.01 Blunt Force Trauma
3.02 Blunt Force (via GASED AND CONFUSED)
3.03 Forsett in her butt (via McNutt Up)
3.04 Thirsty Turts (via StartedfromtheBottom)
3.05 Beats by Ray (via STFB via Bigs)
3.06 Thirsty Turtles
3.07 Beats by Ray (via Jaysus Christ)
3.08 Blunt Force Trauma (via Gisele's Dong via Bryzzo)
3.09 Bryzzo (via McNutt via Forsett in her butt)
3.10 Beats by Ray
3.11 2k5
3.12 Beats by Ray (via STFB via Gisele)

 

I haven't fixed the rosters yet. Just copied and pasted last year's to get started.

 

Kinda like Robinson moving to Chicago. Not the same defense, not the same run-game emphasis. Cameron Meredith wasn't tendered. When Robinson was putting up big numbers is when the Jags stunk and he was afforded mega garbage time production.

 

or trade it for a 1st and a 3rd.

 

#4 pick might be available for either a 1st + a future 1st...... or a 1st + an early 2nd.

 

https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/320297/4/team?date=2018-03-20&week=16

 

speaking of, we need to find a new owner for Gronkatron fairly soon.

 

fixed. :p


.... and who's available in trade I might add.
Prior to injury last year Hogan was something like the overall WR8 through 8 games. He can be had for a late 2nd, a future 2nd, or paired with my 2.05 for a late 1st.

 

YUP!! Wait, nevemind.

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:lol: You cut him you putz!

 

One of either of you is already enough.