Round One:
1.1 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Ashton Jeanty, RB - Las Vegas Raiders
1.2 MyBallZachErtz - Omarion Hampton, RB - Los Angeles Chargers
1.3 Bryzzo - Kaleb Johnson, RB - Pittsburgh Steelers
1.4 MotorBoaters - Tetairoa McMillan, WR - Carolina Panthers
1.5 ForsettInHerButt - TreVeyon Henderson, RB - New England Patriots
1.6 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Travis Hunter, WR - Jacksonville Jaguars
1.7 Murder Hornets - RJ Harvey, RB - Denver Broncos
1.8 Waddle Up That Hill - Emeka Egbuka, WR - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1.9 CeeDeezNuts - Colston Loveland, TE - Chicago Bears
1.10 Taylors Gators - Matthew Golden, WR - Green Bay Packers
1.11 TuaPhinity & Bijan - Tyler Warren, TE - Indianapolis Colts
1.12 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Luther Burden, WR - Chicago Bears
Round Two:
2.1 Brock the Casbah - Quinshon Judkins, RB - Cleveland Browns
2.2 Brock the Casbah - Cam Ward, QB - Tennessee Titans
2.3 Bryzzo - Jayden Higgins, WR - Houston Texans
2.4 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Bhayshul Tuten, RB - Jacksonville Jaguars
2.5 My Ball Zach Ertz - Cam Skattebo, RB - New York Giants
2.6 ForsettInHerButt - Tre Harris, WR - Los Angeles Chargers
2.7 Murder Hornets - Kyle Williams, WR - New England Patriots
2.8 SunshineAndThePitts - Jaydon Blue, RB - Dallas Cowboys
2.9 CeeDeezNuts - Pat Bryant, WR - Denver Broncos
2.10 Brock the Casbah - Dylan Sampson, RB - Cleveland Browns
2.11 TuaPhinity & Bijan - Elic Ayomanor, WR - Tennessee Titans
2.12 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Elijah Arroyo, TE - Seattle Seahawks
Round Three:
3.1 WaddleUpThatHill - Tajh Brooks, RB - Cincinnati Bengals
3.2 SunshineAndThePitts - Ollie Gordon II, RB - Miami Dolphins
3.3 MyBallZachErtz - Jaxton Dart, QB - New York Giants
3.4 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Jack Bech, WR - Las Vegas Raiders
3.5 Brock the Casbah - Isaac TeSlaa, WR - Detroit Lions
3.6 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Jalen Royals, WR - Kansas City Chiefs
3.7 MurderHornets - Mason Taylor, TE - New York Jets
3.8 WaddleUpThatHill - Kyle Monangai, RB - Chicago Bears
3.9 CeeDeezNuts - Woody Marks, RB - Houston Texans
3.10 Brock the Casbah - Jacory Croskey-Merritt, RB - Washington Commander
3.11 TuaPhinity&Bijan - Dont'e Thornton Jr., WR - Las Vegas Raiders
3.12 Brock the Casbah - Jalen Milroe, QB - Seattle Seahawks
FUTURE TRADES
• EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty — 2027 1st from MyBallZachErtz
• MyBallZachErtz — 2026 3rd from EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty
More coming soon
PRESEASON ROSTERS
Blunt Force Trauma
GM: Puka-head
Roster size: 25/25
Bryzzo
- QB Lamar Jackson
- QB Jalen Hurts
- WR Puka Nacua
- WR Mike Evans
- WR DeVonta Smith
- WR Stefon Diggs
- WR Cooper Kupp
- WR Jalen McMillan
- WR Darnell Mooney
- WR Malik Washington
- WR Ja'Lynn Polk
- WR Luke McCaffrey
- RB Saquon Barkley
- RB De'Von Achane
- RB D'Andre Swift
- RB Alvin Kamara
- RB Chuba Hubbard
- RB Jerome Ford
- TE Dalton Schultz
- TE Elijah Arroyo
- TE Chig Okonkwo
- K Jason Sanders
- K Jason Myers
- DEF Pitt
- DEF Seattle
GM: Unlucky 13
Roster size: 25/25
- QB Jared Goff
- QB C.J. Stroud
- QB Will Levis
- QB Zach Wilson
- QB Drake Maye
- WR Calvin Ridley
- WR Rashid Shaheed
- WR Rashee Rice
- WR Jayden Reed
- WR Michael Pittman Jr.
- WR Josh Downs
- WR Tutu Atwell
- WR Jayden Higgins
- RB Kenneth Walker III
- RB Jaylen Wright
- RB Nick Chubb
- RB Javonte Williams
- RB Kaleb Johnson
- TE Mark Andrews
- TE David Njoku
- TE Cole Kmet
- K Jake Bates
- K Evan McPherson
- DEF Denver
- DEF Indianapolis
CeeDeezNutz
GM: GridIronKing34
Roster size: 25/25
ForsettInHerButt
- QB Dak Prescott
- QB Bryce Young
- QB Geno Smith
- WR CeeDee Lamb
- WR Garrett Wilson
- WR DJ Moore
- WR Keon Coleman
- WR Wan'Dale Robinson
- WR Hollywood Brown
- WR Pat Bryant
- RB Jahmyr Gibbs
- RB Travis Etienne Jr.
- RB Rachaad White
- RB Antonio Gibson
- RB Tyler Goodson
- RB Woody Marks
- TE Hunter Henry
- TE Tyler Higbee
- TE Evan Engram
- TE Colston Loveland
- K Jake Elliott
- K Tyler Bass
- DEF Green Bay
- DEF Chicago
- DEF Tampa
GM: UCFinfan86
Roster Size: 25/25
EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty
- QB Kyler Murray
- QB Matthew Stafford
- QB Aaron Rodgers
- WR Deebo Samuel
- WR Brian Thomas Jr.
- WR Jordan Addison
- WR Nico Collins
- WR Zay Flowers
- WR Tre Harris
- RB Aaron Jones Sr.
- RB James Cook
- RB Jaylen Warren
- RB Tyjae Spears
- RB Tyler Allgeier
- RB Ray Davis
- RB Jordan Mason
- RB TreyVeyon Henderson
- TE T.J. Hockenson
- TE Cade Otton
- TE Juwan Johnson
- K Matt Gay
- K Ka'imi Fairbairn
- DEF Jacksonville
- DEF Las Vegas
- DEF NYJ
GM: ToddPhin
Roster Size: 25/25
MurderHornets
- QB Baker Mayfield
- QB Trevor Lawrence
- WR Marvin Harrison Jr.
- WR Tet McMillan
- WR Travis Hunter
- WR Emeka Egbuka
- WR Luther Burden
- WR Jack Bech
- WR Jalen Royals
- WR Elijah Moore
- RB Ashton Jeanty
- RB Braelon Allen
- RB Trey Benson
- RB Bhayshul Tuten
- RB Sean Tucker
- RB Dylan Laube
- RB Kenneth Gainwell
- TE Sam LaPorta
- TE Zach Ertz
- TE Ben Sinnott
- TE Greg Dulcich
- K Brandon Aubrey
- DEF - NYG
- DEF Dallas
- DEF San Francisco
GM: Simon
Roster Size: 25/25
My Ball Zach Ertz
- QB Joe Burrow
- QB Brock Purdy
- QB Anthony Richardson Sr.
- WR Brandon Aiyuk
- WR Davante Adams
- WR Rome Odunze
- WR Jaylen Waddle
- WR Roman Wilson
- WR Christian Kirk
- WR Jahan Dotson
- WR Kyle Williams
- RB Chase Brown
- RB Joe Mixon
- RB Tank Bigsby
- RB Austin Ekeler
- RB Raheem Mostert
- RB Jaleel McLaughlin
- RB RJ Harvey
- TE Trey McBride
- TE Luke Schoonmaker
- TE Mason Taylor
- K Jake Moody
- DEF Arizona
- DEF Philadelphia
- DEF LAC
GM: Boik14
Roster Size: 25/25
Sunshine and the Pitts
- QB Jordan Love
- QB Justin Fields
- QB Jaxton Dart
- WR Malik Nabers
- WR Drake London
- WR Ladd McConkey
- WR Xavier Legette
- WR Kayshon Boutte
- WR Quentin Johnston
- WR Marvin Mims Jr.
- WR Calvin Austin III
- WR Dontayvion Wicks
- RB Derrick Henry
- RB Bucky Irving
- RB Tyrone Tracy Jr.
- RB Miles Sanders
- RB Omarion Hampton
- RB Cam Skattebo
- TE Isaiah Likely
- TE Pat Freiermuth
- TE Brenton Strange
- TE Michael Mayer
- K Cairo Santos
- DEF Detroit
- DEF Baltimore
GM: Xiidaen
Roster Size: 25/25
- QB Patrick Mahomes
- QB Daniel Jones
- QB Gardner Minshew
- WR A.J. Brown
- WR Chris Olave
- WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- WR Chris Godwin
- WR Xavier Worthy
- WR Christian Watson
- WR Jalin Hyatt
- WR Malachi Corley
- WR Troy Franklin
- RB J.K. Dobbins
- RB Kendre Miller
- RB Rico Dowdle
- RB Roschon Johnson
- RB Blake Corum
- RB Jeremy McNichols
- RB Jaydon Blue
- RB Ollie Gordon II
- TE Jonnu Smith
- TE Kyle Pitts
- TE Taysom Hill
- K Daniel Carlson
- DEF Miami
TaylorsGators
GM: TaylorGators
Roster Size: 25/25
TuaPhinity & Bijan
- QB Josh Allen
- QB Caleb Williams
- QB Kirk Cousins
- WR Amon-Ra St. Brown
- WR Jerry Jeudy
- WR Khalil Shakir
- WR Jakobi Meyers
- WR Romeo Doubs
- WR Demarcus Robinson
- WR Matthew Golden
- RB James Conner
- RB Jonathan Taylor
- RB Tony Pollard
- RB Najee Harris
- RB Zamir White
- RB Isaiah Davis
- RB Zack Moss
- TE Dalton Kincaid
- TE Tucker Kraft
- TE Ja'Tavion Sanders
- K Cameron Dicker
- K Younghoe Koo
- DEF Tennessee
- DEF LAR
- DEF Cincinnati
GM: vmarcilfan75
Roster Size: 25/25
WaddleUpThatHill
- QB Jayden Daniels
- QB Tua Tagovailoa
- QB Michael Penix Jr.
- QB Russell Wilson
- WR Ja'Marr Chase
- WR Terry McLaurin
- WR Adam Thielen
- WR DeMario Douglas
- WR Rashod Bateman
- WR Joshua Palmer
- WR Jalen Coker
- WR Cedric Tillman
- WR Tank Dell
- WR Elic Ayomanor
- WR Dont’e Thornton
- RB Bijan Robinson
- RB Kyren Williams
- RB Isiah Pacheco
- RB Zach Charbonnet
- RB Brian Robinson Jr.
- TE Dallas Goedert
- TE Jake Ferguson
- TE Tyler Warren
- K Will Reichart
- DEF Minnesota
GM: Claymore95
Roster Size: 25/25
Brock the Casbah
- QB Bo Nix
- QB Sam Darnold
- WR Jauan Jennings
- WR Courtland Sutton
- WR Amari Cooper
- WR Ricky Pearsall
- WR Alec Pierce
- WR Keenan Allen
- WR Devaughn Vele
- WR Brandin Cooks
- WR Jermaine Burton
- RB Jonathan Brooks
- RB Kareem Hunt
- RB David Montgomery
- RB MarShawn Lloyd
- RB Isaac Guerendo
- RB Audric Estime
- RB Tahj Brooks
- RB Kyle Monangai
- TE George Kittle
- TE Mike Gesicki
- TE Noah Gray
- K Chris Boswell
- DEF Atlanta
- DEF Houston
GM: B4him13
Roster Size: 25/25
- QB Justin Herbert
- QB Deshaun Watson
- QB J.J. McCarthy
- QB Cam Ward
- QB Jalen Milroe
- WR Justin Jefferson
- WR Tee Higgins
- WR Tyreek Hill
- WR DK Metcalf
- WR Jameson Williams
- WR George Pickens
- WR Adonai Mitchell
- WR DeAndre Hopkins
- WR Isaac TeSlaa
- RB Breece Hall
- RB Christian McCaffrey
- RB Josh Jacobs
- RB Rhamondre Stevenson
- RB Quinshon Judkins
- RB Dylan Sampson
- RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt
- TE Brock Bowers
- TE Travis Kelce
- K Harrison Butker
- DEF Buffalo
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