I just had a birthday and they chose to give me a victoria's secret gift bag of lingerie. :pity:
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does it fit?
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Well... Happy Belated Birthday...
At least it was quality product and not cheapo crap from the backroom of the adult bookstore... shows they really care. -
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Last edited: Aug 11, 2008 -
If you know what I mean. :yes: -
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He's got a big butt? :confused2: -
I was kidding. -
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Did you know what he ment:shifty::shifty:
Valid questions that need to be answered.dolphan117 likes this. -
*sigh* OK ... once again.
I knew what he meant... I was kidding.... :rolleyes:
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....that's GIK's job. :shifty:
Yeah, so anyway. Happy belated birthday. I say you make the most of the gift, give it to one of your friends wives and spend a weekend with her. Take pics and give them to him on his birthday.
Talk about payback. :yes:WharfRat, Colorado Dolfan, GridIronKing34 and 2 others like this. -
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If they were the pre-worn awesome. Otherwise D-bags.
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Think ahead. -
give it to your GF.
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Victoria's secret
A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.
"This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," says he.
"This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."
"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."
"I'll take it!"
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me." His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference."
So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs.
"So, how do you like it?" she asks. Her husband then complains, "Darn, you'd think for $500 they'd iron the dang thing!WharfRat and dolphan117 like this.
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