Billy Mays was to pitchmen what Chuck Norris is to bad ***. So...
Billy Mays could've sold a Luffa to Clint Eastwood.
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he was awesome
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Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
Billy Mays could've sold Chuck Norris a self-defense instruction video.
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Billy Mays could've sold Brett Favre on staying retired.
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billy mays could sell 124 to be a pats fan.........of wait he already is :shifty:
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Billy Mays could sell a pork sandwich to Osama bin Laden.
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Billy Mays could sell Michael Jordan a book called "Basketball for dummies"
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Billy Mays could sell blue and red to purple.
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...a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
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Billy Mays couldve sold global warming to Republicans
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he could sell dennis green that the bears were not infact who he thought they were
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Billy Mays could sell Willie McGinest that joining the Jets instead of the Pats is a good thing. :shifty:
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Billy Mays could sell **** to a stable.
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Billy Mays could sell a chick with a flat *** to Nabo.Vengeful Odin, NaboCane, unluckyluciano and 2 others like this.
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jokes aside, my mom was really bummed out about this guy dying. he had a reality show and was apparently a really good dude. kinda scary too, not very old at all, in good health, good shape, and he just doesnt wake up one morning.
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Billy Mays could sell a Honda Civic to Pagan. :D
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I like him. He doesn't take himself too seriously. I laughed at the ESPN commercial he was in.
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Billy Mays...could sell a slimfast shake to Rex Ryan.
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Billy Mays could sell abstinence to Travis Henry.
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Billy Mays could sell Judaism to Palestine.
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Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
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Billy Mays could sell free health care to the American public.
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:eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Billy Mays could sell two quarters to 50 cent.
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Billy Mays could sell a subcription of Playboy to Micheal Jackson.
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had to post this here.....comedian patton oswalt is my friend on facebook......this is his status update.....lmao
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