Well, I wont be needing these much longer.....!

 

I am going to miss listening to Sinatra while the game is going on!

 

Okay that's three cheeseburgers, two diet cokes, three large fries, and a hot apple pie, right?

 

Ah, Justin Bieber...take me away.

 

Ok I'll try (as a 4 year old)

I'm a dummy and I smell bad and I pick my nose and eat my own boogers and smell my own farts and i'm a big stupid-head jerk

 

"Maybe if I look busy, people will think I am trying to coach"

 

" I`m listening to my favorite radio station 333.3 F.M. , it motivates me ".

 

who are all these huge guys running around in tights and why do they keep asking me questions?

 

When I "resign" do I get to keep the headphones?

 

I want a raise.

 

Why does this microphone smell like bananas?

 

Mrs Sparano--:Oh yea, and on your way home you need to stop at Winn Dixie, Eckard and the car dealership and the realtor and don't forget to..."

 

Okay, somebody take these headphones so I can work on my Resume!

 

Haha, yeah this sucks but not for me, i can get a job at Burger King or any other Fast Food company in a hurry, just look at me! :pointlol:

 

Somebody told me when I got to Miami
Son you finally got it made
Old Don made it here, we’re all sure that you will
But I don't think Don done it this way
I don't think Don done it this way :dance:

 

"Keeping it 'gangsta' with his hat kicked, Tony Sparano gives us a glimpse into his alter ego: DJ Wrecka Team."

 

I'm still making millions of dollars, so Phuc off!

 

God damn that mother ****er Hilliard plowing his way into the end zone for a touchdown just ruined my fist pump. He won't be getting the ball in the red zone any more.