TS (after loosing count of the hotdogs and beers):
"Go ahead, Riley!.....I dare you....pull my finger!"

 

"Says on the scoreboard that the Celtics are winning..."

 

"You know Dwade is going to look good in a Knicks Jersey."

 

No it wouldn't. :wink2:

 

Lakers all the way.:hi5:

 

"So Riles, I name each one of my gray hairs "Ted Ginn" and you?"

"Beasely"

 

"No Pat, I don't want to hear what grade you or Kiper gave our draft."

 

Ts..This is how far the proctologist went in

 

Sparano...This is the number of times the Jets
have beaten us in two seasons

 

One more year and we're golden.

 

TS: "ONE phone call, and I mean ONE, and you disappear...POOF...just gone..."
PR: "I meant no disrespect..."

 

Tony Sparano: There are negotiations being made that are going to answer all of your questions and solve all of your problems. That's all I can tell you right now. Ireland knows, he has been part of the dance for a long time. When we make our move he is going to be my right hand man. You Pat Riley are no longer Consigliari. You are going to be our advice man in South Beach. That's no reflection on you Pat, it's just the way I want it. Besides, if I ever need help who's a better Consigliari than our GodFather, Bill Parcells. That's it - its done.
Pat Riley: Tony, why am I out?
Tony: You're just not a playoff Consigliari, Pat. Things could get rough with the move we're making. Look, you are down 3-1 to the Boston Celtics, if you lose one game, just one game. Finito!
Pat: But, maybe I could help.
Tony: One loss, and you're out, Pat.

 

TS: You know, my mother took me to a Heat game once... once.

(Joe Piscopo in Johnny Dangerously referrence)

 

I'm a Lakers fan so whats your problem with it?

 

Riley: So how many receiving TD's did Tedd Ginn have this year?
Sparano: One.

 

PR: I AM THE GREEN GOBLIN!!!!!!

TS: No Pat, now's not the time.

PR: IM GOING TO EAT THE BRAINS OF EVERY CELTIC PLAYER!!!

TS: No, that will get you locked up. Then the Heat might start winning, and we can't have that.

PR: COME ON! THEY DESERVE TO BE EATEN!

TS: Ok, fine. Just one.

PR: cmmeeer Rondo!!!!!

 

So how many times you been laid Tony?

 

At the end of the day Pat we will be up there
Nick won't..........:up:

 

weak

 

Riley - Hey Spo...
Sporano - eh eh eh don't mix me up with that amateur head coach of yours.

 

TS: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

 

Riley: Aw, BS!. Quit pullin' stuff outta your poop chute!
Sporano: No! Really! This ain't no $**t, man!

 

Tony and Pat: singing"when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....

 

Rectum?!?! Damn near killed'em.

 

hahahah I started laughing right off the bat......on this one.....

Riles: Heh I heard your 3rd round pick has hemorrhoids...hehehe?

TS: No no, where are you getting that infomation from Coach, he is clean I checked John out personally.........

 

Riley: How many more years does Crowder have with ya?
Sparano: Maybe 1.

 

TS: I worship only one God...One.....Bill Parcells...

 

TS: See this? This is the face I made when I found out we got a 5th rounder for Ted Ginn

 

TS:naw'aka oalist..wait wait..nawa'koa llistate fogi..dang it..one more time..nawaki'.

PR:(giggles)

TS:ahh screw it,we drafted koa misi in the 2nd!

 

Says the coach calling a timeout to stop the clock right after an INT........:pity:

 

TS: So, then Curly tells me that the secret of life is just "one thing" and that I've got to figure out what that "one thing" is for myself.

PR: What the ... are you talking about?

 

:lol:I was thinking of doing that...but ended up going the GodFather route.:up:

 

I was just wondering if anybody else would get it! :hi5:

 

That's not funny.

 

TS: Ummm I just Keep Forgetting. What were the Dolphins ranked in our Division in my Rookie Coaching Year

Riley: Oh Gosh not again Sparano, Number 1.....

TS:Ahhhhhhhhhh Thats What it was:up: