Hole in one!

 

"Pagen is bigger"

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"Ill give you a buttfumble"

 

I think I'll get banned if I caption it :lol:

 

Here's that end-around coach called for.

 

Thats Smiths hand. If indeed thats what you`re referring to.

 

Awe. It'd be much funnier if it weren't.

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"Sorry Geno, someone told me you were choking".

 

"Throw one more interception and I'm going to squeeze the **** right out of you!"

 

Caption this:

 

"Let me finish on Brady!"

"Nah man....this be a home game, not classy, not classy..."

 

"Pageant"

 

"Before I became a Jets fan I had full function of my legs"


"Caution, rape in progress"


"My other home is in the shop"

 

Has two identical vans, the other with the plate and tire cover reversed

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John Idzik: "We are definitely looking at ways to minimize team travel costs at this time..."

"My deductible would go through the roof if Allstate knew I drove to Foxborough, Miami Gardens and Orchard Park once a year..."

"I wasted your tax dollars on this tire cover when I was working......and I think i'll wasted your tax dollars on a nickel-plated Curtis Martin hood ornament now that i'm retired."