Luckys step-father, he said...

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so.....

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse
*then came the easter bunny*

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"

 

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Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
I said because its so
infected that it could get worse
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants
and headed towards the door.

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,

 

BDH, edit your post. You posted same time as VO.

he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
I looked at my mom
She said what the ****

 

So I punched her.

 

regular punch or donkey punch?

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.

 

The female cop was HOT!

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop
said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
looked up digress in the dictionary,

 

beat you hahahahahahhaha

 

:hi5:

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop
said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
looked up digress in the dictionary,
then said she was a man

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop
said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
looked up digress in the dictionary,
then said she was a man.
So I married her.

 

LOL..."and you can't post again until 3 more people have posted after you."

This board sucks at following instructions.....LOL

 

instructions are for chumps........

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop
said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
looked up digress in the dictionary,
then said she was a man.
So I married her.
Now Im a legal citizen!

 

that's why your blow up doll turned out this way....

 

meh I didn't follow the instructions, you got a new blow up doll out of it, problem solved.

 

and take it in the rear

 

regular, what kind of sick douche do you think I am?

and then I got pregnant

and slightly annoyed with the runon sentences

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop
said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
looked up digress in the dictionary,
then said she was a man.
So I married her.
Now Im a legal citizen!
and take it in the rear
and then I got pregnant
but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop
said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
looked up digress in the dictionary,
then said she was a man.
So I married her.
Now Im a legal citizen!
and take it in the rear
and then I got pregnant
but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and...

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop
said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
looked up digress in the dictionary,
then said she was a man.
So I married her.
Now Im a legal citizen!
and take it in the rear
and then I got pregnant
but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and

Then I got high

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop
said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
looked up digress in the dictionary,
then said she was a man.
So I married her.
Now Im a legal citizen!
and take it in the rear
and then I got pregnant
but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
Then I got high
da, da, da, da-da

 

Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
he said, "Keep that in your pants."
I asked him,"Why?"
He said because its so
infected that it could get worse;
then came the easter bunny
I bashed his brains in.
And out came some candy!
And a key!
I said,"I like candy!"
"But trix are for kids!"
Then I grabbed the key,
shoved it down my pants.
and headed towards the door.
I turned, looking at Mom,
She said what the ****
So I punched her.
She called the cops.
The female cop was HOT!
For a 78 year old cop.....
I digress, the chick cop
said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
looked up digress in the dictionary,
then said she was a man.
So I married her.
Now Im a legal citizen!
and take it in the rear
and then I got pregnant
but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
Then I got high
da, da, da, da-da
I lost my kids and I know why