Not cool (falsely pulling a hotel fire alarm).

 

Better yet, you put a stink bomb in the heater/AC vents on the Steeler's floor...screw the fire alarm pull....you don't want them to be able to go back to sleep.

 

I'd rather put a laxative in everything resembling breakfast food in that kitchen... the OJ, the prescrambled egg yolks, the butter, the water, the milk, the coffee.

LOTS of laxative.

 

Send an escort to Big Ben's room.

And make sure to tell her to go to Dirk Diggler's room (It's Ben's brilliant cover name to avoid people).

 

just do some old fashion late night knockin and runnin.

 

HA! Ding Dong Ditch!!!

 

Pulling the old LT trick would work really well as Pariah mentioned. If law enforcement would not interfere, you could just take a page from the soccer books and get a big crowd outside the hotel to hoot and holler in the early morning.

 

Why's it gotta be "falsely"? Why can't ya just start an actual fire so that the act of pulling is honest and with integrity?

 

Anyone feel like pitching in RIGHT NOW to send a high class hooker with purse full of Ambien and a jumbo rubber dildo to Polamalu's room?

 

I would be too afraid to piss off Harrison...knowing him, he would probably put a hit on whoever woke him at 4 in the morning.

 

I'd would rather piss on him myself. :shifty: