anyone who doesn't know Sick on the radio, he's funny as hell, loves the **** out of his team, and isn't afraid to go there, about anything.

 

Big time guests?

Go on...

 

Seriously? I'm in bed by 7 right after I eat my cream corn.

 

Sausage party on the radio at 9pm!!

What?

 

and, CullenIt???????

 

I hate this guy.




I will call in three minutes after he goes on the air

 

Should be fun, pick the wrong week to stop sniffing glue/grinding ounces fresh nutmeg in my coffee/drinking sterno...

 

Congrats Chris, thats great to hear. Looking forward to listening in and such.

 

over under for microphone problems 4 minutes. Get your bets in before the show!

 

He should fire his producer...oh wait...

 

I wanna hear Pads call in again. He was so drunk sounding the last time I heard him it was legendary. Or maybe we do another call in drinking game with former players and coaches names.

lol.

Looking forward to it.

 

Under. Way under.

And by the 30 minute mark Sick's wife will hurt herself and he'll ignore her cries for help.

 

Sure enough, no longer really do that any longer though, funny enough, you are not the first to say "damn, get Padre to call in" and then I'd be stone sober and they'd be like "we like you better tanked up"

:lol:

Thanks for the memories bro.

 

Sick as a radio host is like a DNA blend of Imus, Howard Stern, Jesse Agler and Dom Deluise.

Sterling.

 

Let's just hope there won't be another puke episode.

 

I had a girlfirend like that once. Met her cause she went to the same bar as me every week. She was awesome. A month in we started to hang out in the daytime. She was no fun sober, man. Like a funeral.

Yep. Some people are better drunk.

Don;t want you to be an alcoholic on our account though. Have you tried heroin?

 

Did he puke?!?! Or is this Sam's epic story about puking and crapping?

 

Eh, can be true, just depends I guess.

Nah, bro I got college the next day, those days are just over, what else can be said?

Besdes *cough* it is the hosts job to be entertaining...

 

Hmm, Sammie did have the bathroom episode, brilliant really, Kaufmanesque, he went all in on that one.

 

Actually help your wife if she busts her *** this time.

 

So, since I last called in, I jumped out of a cab in Vegas at 45 MPH, got thrown out of the Hustler Club in San Francisco after a cop I was with was attacked by the bartender, was 10 feet away from getting struck by lightning in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and got a new toilet that has seperate pee and poo flushers.

Oh and the Dolphins cut some no name linebacker and everyone slit their wrists over it.

 

Hmm, I should bring back the manifesto, and see how many references to Chris's show I can squish into it...

 

The Sick an Sam show sounds good too..

 

Nah, I am way too unreliable to co-host. Hell, I haven't even updated my own sites in months. Chris does great by himself.

 

SI, ESPN and PFT all have us as a 3-13 team or dead last in the AFCE, now I do think we are a playoff team at best, a WC at that, but 3-13?

As for Edds, typical dolfans, our guys stink, until they land on another team, then they are pro bowlers.

 

Can't wait.

 

Congrats on the gig man, can't wait!

 

Oh Sammie your life is sooooooooooo boring

:lol:

 

Chris you know I will be calling........ ;)

 

Now if only we could find a caller who would put the host on hold...............................

 

I sure hope we can hear some REAL TALK!

 

Make sure you have Con on hold, just in case your wife breaks her ankle during the show again.

He usually has a good hour of material in him.