ok team, I expect another trophy case thread.
I once dumped a girl because when she would use her fork overhand, almost like a shovel.
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There's a McLovin dated fat girls joke in here somewhere.Fin-Omenal, Boik14, Colorado Dolfan and 3 others like this.
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just remember buddy, yours ends where mine bends.
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She walked too slow. We'd go out somewhere and walk down the street and I'd turn around and she's 20 feet behind me.
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I dumped my ex-girlfriend from HS several months ago because I didn't like the sex with her. She makes $82k/yr has a $150k house that's paid for and her parents are multi-millionaires.
For her:
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just one aid or multiple?
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LOL. That's a good reason!
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and for the entertainment value, we are glad you did.RickyBobby, Pagan, Fin-Omenal and 6 others like this.
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Man.. there were some good ones in highschool... The best was probably I started dating a girl when her menstrual cycle ended and dumped her approximately 25 days later.
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These are the texts right after I dumped her...
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KILLING ME means is code for destroying her vagina. Lmao
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lol
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I only ****ed her like 4 times since HS. I cheated on her back then with everyone I could including her best friend. LOL
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Jeez SICK... I don't like being talked to like that... WTF???
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Didn't know you were that considerate. You surprise me everyday, Chris.Aqua4Ever04, McLovin, Dolphin1184 and 4 others like this.
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*you misspelled I found out we're not related*McLovin, Sethdaddy8, Ohio Fanatic and 3 others like this.
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Pleasantly surprised by the lack of serial-killer-related jokes.
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I'm fine Spanky. But, that was uncalled for.
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Now you get sensitive?
Really?
That was the line?Colorado Dolfan, Fin-Omenal, MikeHoncho and 1 other person like this. -
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Nobody has dumped someone solely because the creation of this thread yet? Im disappointed...
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Best reason: This girl was taking my antibiotics I had for a sinus infection because apparently some antibiotics counter the effects of the birth control she was taking.
Worst reason: hmmm....this chick had stretch marks on her boobs, and I just couldn't get over that... -
That pissed me off...
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Ok bro.... I gotta ask...
Have you read the thread called:
An 18 year old girl likes me tell me why or why not.MikeHoncho, Bruzer, Rocky Raccoon and 2 others like this. -
At this point, I'm not even sure you have the right to be pissed off.MikeHoncho, Bruzer, Rocky Raccoon and 1 other person like this.
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I know right.
I'm actually quite offended that he thinks he can be offended.MikeHoncho, Bruzer, RickyBobby and 1 other person like this. -
I dumped McLovin after 3 years of a long distance relationship when I found out he was:
A) A man in a wig
B) A Patriot fan.MikeHoncho, ToddPhin and McLovin like this. -
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Stop lying alex.
I posted both those things in the craigslist ad you responded to.ToddPhin, Rocky Raccoon, MikeHoncho and 1 other person like this. -
Never dumped anyone. I have a great marriage, so hopefully I'll go through life not needing to ever do that.
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LOL. Dumped several times. One mutual breakup. Single a lot. Then I met my wife.ToddPhin likes this.
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