Dynasty League Draft 2019 - Picks Only Thread
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1.01 Ball Zach Ertz (via Puppy Torturer) Josh Jacobs RB Oakland
1.02 The Genetic Payload N'Keal Harry WR Cheatriots
1.03 Chubbing Along (via MTYG) David Montgomery RB Bears
1.04 Gased and Confused Miles Sanders RB Eagles
1.05 Easy Drake Oven DK Metcalf WR Seattle
1.06 Chubbing Along (via Bryzzo) T.J. Hockenson TE Detroit
1.07 Forsett in her butt Kyler Murray QB Arizona
1.08 Thirsty Turtles Darrell Henderson RB Rams
1.09 My Ball Zach Ertz (via Blunt Force Trauma) Devin Singletary RB Barfalo
1.10 The Genetic Payload (via GD) A.J. Brown WR Titans
1.11 Gased & Confused (via I Torture Puppies via Ball Zach) Noah Fant TE Denver
1.12 The Genetic Payload (via Chubbing) Justice Hill RB Baltimore
2.01 I Torture Puppies Mecole Hardman WR Kansas City
2.02 The Genetic Payload Parris Campbell WR Colts
2.03 Mr. TakesYoGurley Marquise Brown WR Ravens
2.04 Forest In Her Butt (via I Tortuee Puppies via Gased & Confused) Damien Harris RB Cheatriots
2.05 Chubbing Along (via Easy Drake Oven) J.J. Arcega-Whiteside WR Eagles
2.06 Forsett in her Butt (via GD via Bryzzo) Deebo Samuel WR 49ers
2.07 I Torture Puppies (via Forsett in her butt) Alexander Mattison RB Minnesota
2.08 Blount Force Trauma (via My Ball Zach Ertz via Thirsty Turts) Myles Gaskin RB Miami
2.09 Bryzzo (via Blunt Force) Tony Pollard RB Dallas
2.10 Gased & Confused (via Chub via 2k5 via GD) Hakeem Butler WR Arizona
2.11 Thirsty Turtles (via My Ball Zach Ertz) Dwayne Haskins QB Redskins
2.12 Bryzzo (via Blunt via GD via Chubbing) Drew Lock QB Denver
3.01 My Ball Zach Ertz (via ITP) Bryce Love RB Washington
3.02 Chubby (via The Genetic Payload) Andy Isabella WR Arizona
3.03 Mr. TakesYoGurley Irv Smith TE Minnesota
3.04 Bryzzo (via GD via Chub via Gased) Riley Ridley WR Bears
3.05 Easy Drake Oven OTC
3.06 Chubbing Along (via Bryzzo)
3.07 Forsett in her butt
3.08 Blunt Force Trauma (via My Ball Zach Ertz via Thirsty Turts)
3.09 Blunt Force Trauma
3.10 The Genetic Payload (via Gisele's Dong)
3.11 I Torture Puppies (via Gased & Confused via My Balls)
3.12 Bryzzo (via Chubbing)
To make it official (and keep B4him from complaining) with pick 1.1 MyBallZachErtz selects Josh Jacobs RB Oakland (or whatever theyre called now)
The Genetic Payload are lodging a formal protest that the draft board has not been updated with the new name and ownership and demand multiple 2020 picks in compensation.
With the second overall pick they select N'Keal Harry WR New England. Make the cheating work for you!
Chubbin’ Along, while soon to be renamed, does an electric slide up to the podium as his gamble pays off.
David Montgomery RB, Chicago
1.04 Gased and Confused (should I change that name?) select Miles Sanders RB
DK Metcalf WR Seattle
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Chubbin Along follows his original draft plan and strolls up to the podium to take :
TJ Hockenson, TE, Detroit Lions
Forsett will take their heir to Rodgers in QB Kyler Murray.
1.08 Thirsty Turtles selects....
Darrell Henderson RB Los Angeles Rams
After trading up to 1.9 My Ball Zach Ertz selects Devin Singletary RB Buffalo
2.01 WR Mecole Hardman Chiefs


2019 DRAFT WISH LIST
1) DT Dexter Lawrence - Clemson
2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock
Reporter: "Why did you fire Coach Gase?"
Ross: "Because he wants to win now"
2.02 WR Parris Campbell WR IND
With pick 5 of the 2nd round, Chubbin Along adds another monster to the WR room by selecting
JJ Arcega-Whiteside, WR Philadelphia Eagles
2.6 WR Deebo Samuel, SF
How can you go wrong with someone named Deebo?
2.7 RB - Alexander Mattison - Vikings


2019 DRAFT WISH LIST
1) DT Dexter Lawrence - Clemson
2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock
Reporter: "Why did you fire Coach Gase?"
Ross: "Because he wants to win now"
Nobody else in this years draft makes me give any flips....
So with 2.8 we'll take a huntin dawg Miles Gaskin Miami
With selection 2.09, Bryzzo selects Tony Pollard, RB, Dallas Cowboys.
2.11 Thirsty Turtles selects....
Dwayne Haskins QB Washington Redskins
With pick 2.12, Bryzzo selects Drew Lock, Quarterback, Denver Broncos.