dude, you are gonna have to go again between now and then. and besides, it's not like you are gonna be seeing these folks for sunday supper at grandma's, so tell them the toilet stopped up and ask for a plunger.

no big deal. at least you didn't get your franks and beans caught in your zipper or anything like that.

 

Call down for help,chit happens.no shame,we all do it!!!just maybe not to the extreme you just did,but every now and then,we all have to drop a deuce.:sidelol:

 

Depends on what time you leave. If you leave at like eight in the morning then I would just leave it because that's pretty embarassing. If you have to pee in the morning than just pee and don't flush. If you know your going to have to take a shizkie at one point before you leave, call them to fix it.

Besides, don't be shy, sh1t happens lol.

 

Man these people work in a motel,they see this type of stuff just about everyday.besides, could you imagine the stink in that bowl after you left it there all night.

can't believe were talking about this:pointlol:

 

Lol. That's why I'm saying just leave it there unless you know you will have to go poo-poo later. Oh yeah, he could just leave it there and if he has to unleash the bombs again, he could just leave them there again lol. Personal gift from Samphin.

 

Wait...you sit down everytime you pee?



*slowly walks away from Sam..*

 

Way to over exaggerate the title Samphin :lol:. You made it sound like you cut off your arm or something.

 

Thats bad:sidelol:



could imagine the look on the house keeps face when she goes through that door?:hammertime:

 

Probably gonna force some lady to quit her job.thanks to samphin,theres gonna be one more lady in the unemployment line tomorrow.

 

I'll bet hes off right now with a plunger in his hand sweating his arse off

 

:lol:

Well he's drunk. He's probably just sitting there, staring, trying to figure out what to do lol.

 

or he probably forgot about it and is passed out.

 

Lol, that is likely.

 

you grow a set and tell them their toilet is malfunctioning.

 

Say the tv is broken and ask for a new room.

 

Im sorry but im laughing hard about this :lol:

 

This should make you feel better. My wife and I went to Italy a few years back for a couple of weeks. While there we visited a hillside country of San Marino. We check in the room where they did not speak English as opposed to most of Italy. Well after being there for about 5 or 6 hours we ran out of toilet paper. I went to the front desk and mind you, it's around 8 A.M. check out time and tried to communicate with them. They didn't understand my request, so I used sign language. Imagine having to make a repeated butt wiping motion in front of all the folks checking out saying "You know Toilet paper" over and over.:lol: They finally caught on to what I was asking for but not before the people checking out thought it was hilarious and started taking pictures of me while I was doing the motion. I returned to the room with the toilet paper for the wife and informed her I would be at the bar drinking my breakfast. It's pretty hilarious to me now that somewhere out there in someone's vacation photos are me wiping my butt in the Hotel Titano lobby.

Now do you still feel bad about calling the front desk?:lol:

 

I'd have told them:

'You gave me a room with a clogged toilet! What kind of hotel are you!'

 

absolutley you leave it.....if you have to piss, get on your tippy toes and use the sink......and if you have to drop the kids off at the pool again??? use a bag and toss er' out the window.....

Or just dont F'in eat for 24 hours :up:

 

I am amazed by your delima's sometimes Sam....really...:lol:

 

Bro....you Al Bundy the crapper and post a thread on the internet asking what to do about it?

Damn.... :pity:


:lol:

 

I can't stop laffin.

 

cmon sam, everyone knows its proper etiquette to clog up the hotel toilet with a monster dump right before you are going to leave... i mean, it is our duty to leave a **** filled overflowing toilet for the hotel staff, but you must be polite and wait till a few hours before checking out...

gosh where are your manners?

 

Just say you need a new room because when you got to this one the toilet was not working

 

So whats the final verdict? Personally I would wait until I was about to check out and then notify the staff.

Weird? Yes. Uncalled for? Absolutely. But seeing the faces on the people at the front desk after you've notified them you clogged their industrial style toilet with a MONSTER commode snake... thats priceless.

 

is that why the sink in our bathroom smelled like urine?

 

Like they are going to put a picture of you up on the front desk so they can warn the staff about your crapping habits. :lol:

BEWARE: Takes massive dumps, do not rent room to. :lol:

 

If they say anything tell them while you were sleeping a transient broke into your room, stole 13 dollars and a bag of Cheetos and proceeded to take the most wicked booze/cheeto/dumpster food dump you've ever seen.

Then explain you were so horrified you couldnt even think about it much less recant the sight to another human being (until then of course because you need a room) :up:

 

yes....:shifty:

 

or he can tell the truth and say it was the male hooker he had in his room.

 

You have fouled my motel Infidel!

 

poop on the bathroom floor. Then what's in the toilet won't look so bad by comparison

 

best.
answer.
evar.

:sidelol:

 

Damn...you know the only time I have ever had this happen is the morning before I leave...and yeah I have left that there screw that :lol:

BUT in your situation...

Bro...

I would've called up the office and said that it was like that when I came in...that its disgusting and that they should either fix it or give me a new room.

Ive stayed in so many hotels, as my family loved to roadtrip all over the USA when I was a kid, that I have seen everything and a dirty toilet is nothing new.

Might get the cleaning person in some heat...but if your that embarressed and you've got to poop again...let your conscience be your guide.

 

..and we wonder why we cant get hardly an chicks on this board...

 

Hey, if a chick can't stand a guy talking about the sight of a Chocolate Rimmer than shes no good anyways :up: