Sub-heading: "Women Everywhere Relieved."

:lol:

 

Adds impetus to the 1970s adage, "If it feels good, do it."

 

I can just see restaurants opening up "farting-permitted" sections.

 

To quote the great George Carlin, "Farts are funny as hell, they're **** without the mess.":lol:

 

:king:

 

Oh nice. Who needs doctors when I can just give myself a clean bill of health based on this! Im 90% gas, 7 % blood and water and 3% malted hops :ffic:

 

I told my gf this. She says I must be the healtiest motherf$#*% on the face of the earth.

 

well of course its good for you! why would your body do it if it weren't good for you.. you gotta vent the toxic gas. if you bottle it up.. it all goes downhill


stupid bird!

 

I'm very healthy.

 

She told me the same thing, my wife that is.

 

Wait... his girlfriend told your wife? I'm confused...

 

They love to talk during the afterglow.

 

:woot:

Now chicks have to like my *** gas.

 

does that also include when jet fans poop their pants everytime farve throws an interception?

 

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

 

Anybody else ever eat Indian food and fart after, and even if your alone in a room you still look around cause you dont think that could possibly have come from you?

 

I blame Taco Bell farts on my dog...even when no one else is around. Now every time he hears me passing gas he hides under the kitchen table.

 

AT LEAST one fart a day keeps the doctor away... eff apples! and lets get farting!