1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Miamian, GreenMonster, Colorado Dolfan and 17 others like this.
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awesome post.
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glad i'm not the only one
"what? the only way to fit a giraffe in a fridge is to chop it up into little parts first. and even then it might not fit"calphin likes this. -
Damn it, after each question I kept thinking back to the first one and how you would need to cut the giraffe up in order to get him to fit.
Stupid preschoolers. :pity:pennphinfan, BigDogsHunt, azfinfanmang and 1 other person like this. -
Okay,
Whats gray and comes in quarts?
Hint, might want to revert back to the Fridge for the answer :up: -
a giraffe :p
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While a Giraffe might indeed expel quite a torrent, I doubt it is an entire Quart...and the last time I checked Giraffe's werent gray.. unless of course you leave them in the Refridge too long and they go bad......:up:
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aww... i coudlnt answer a single one of those right :lol: that was a great post.
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you said to check the fridge. you didn't say whether to check after i had put the giraffe in or after i put the elephant in.azfinfanmang likes this.
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Very funny, LOL!!! love the rationale about the proper answers. To funny!
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If the test would've said that all the questions go together I think more folks would get it. Otherwise how're you gunna know that the 2nd question is related to the first?
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i'm glad most of us immediately thought to shoot the giraffe, then hack it into steak size pieces and throw it in the freezer
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I got to the part about the lion king, then I had to watch it.......................
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1) We all are only thinking of a standard Kitchen Refrigerator. Refrigs come in all shapes and sized enough to fit Giraffes and Elephants.....think outside that box we always put ourselves in.
2) No animals need to be harmed in the answering of this joke!
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Who said anything about a Freezer???.....refrigarator!!!!:lol:
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Most Restaurant supply companies....Refrigs and Freezers are walkins
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everybody knows, if you wanna get a body in a fridge...you gotta chop it up into pieces, put it in your trunk, wrapped in heavy-duty garbage bags, and dump it off at Fat Tonys big ice-box, the one in the basement.
that test is all wrong.unluckyluciano and opfinistic like this. -
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Great find Jt..
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I have worked in lots of restaurants and never have I been in a fridge (or freezer) that could accommodate a whole giraffe or elephant. I'd like to know what restaurants have these massive walk-in coolers, let alone doors big enough to fit an elephant.