Guy takes leak on side of road. Snake bites his penis.
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Section126luxury_boxOPhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1221513.ece
By STAFF REPORTER
Published: 29 May 2008
A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.
Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.
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Section126luxury_box"cnc66 wrote:
OMG, Aussie's SQUAT TO PEE.. hahahahaha
Nevermnd that...this is a horrible story. I am an outdoors type and I have urinated "in the wild" on many occasions. I am now terrified of doing it again.
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slickj101forum_veteranhaha that guy has to be traumatized. the trouser snake is no match for the brown snake.
Silence
It's ******* Golden.
HardKoreXXXNew MemberThis begs the question (yes I have to ask it) if it were your best friend would you suck the poision out? Be honest.
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Section126luxury_box"HardKoreXXX wrote:
This begs the question (yes I have to ask it) if it were your best friend would you suck the poision out? Be honest.
I would send him flowers for his funeral.
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ILPhinFan88luxury_box"Section126 wrote:
Nevermnd that...this is a horrible story. I am an outdoors type and I have urinated "in the wild" on many occasions. I am now terrified of doing it again.
Just watched The Andromada Strain on A&E, and a guy was camping a went to use the bathroom and an infected rat bit him on the butt.
Stitchesluxury_box"HardKoreXXX wrote:
This begs the question (yes I have to ask it) if it were your best friend would you suck the poision out? Be honest.
My best friend does not have a penis, but if it were life or death, I would probably do it for my best male friend.
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azfinfanmangluxury_box"Stitches wrote:
My best friend does not have a penis, but if it were life or death, I would probably do it for my best male friend.
So, the stories are true :pity:
cnc66luxury_boxman, poor Greg....
Stitchesluxury_box"azfinfanmang wrote:
So, the stories are true :pity:
What's that supposed to mean?
Jealous that you aren't my best friend or that your best friend just sucks (and not literally). :-P
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184. Charles Walker, DT, Oklahoma
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azfinfanmangluxury_box"cnc66 wrote:
a REAL "best buddy" would never ask, he would die like a man.
I have a problem with your symantics Marty, as I was brought up with the Motto
Friends are friends
..and Pals are Pals..
But Buddies sleep together :up:
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opfinisticNew Member"cnc66 wrote:
a REAL "best buddy" would never ask, he would die like a man.
:up: 5 character rule in effect.
cnc66luxury_boxI swear that dang avatar is gunna give me a seizure some day..
opfinisticNew Member"cnc66 wrote:
I swear that dang avatar is gunna give me a seizure some day..
:sad:
unluckylucianoNew Member"HardKoreXXX wrote:
This begs the question (yes I have to ask it) if it were your best friend would you suck the poision out? Be honest.
which begs another question why do you keep trying to take me camping.....
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opfinisticNew Member"unluckyluciano wrote:
which begs another question why do you keep trying to take me camping.....
Which begs yet a third question...do you squat when you pee?
unluckylucianoNew Member"opfinistic wrote:
Which begs yet a third question...do you squat when you pee?
which begs another question: Maybe......
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
HardKoreXXXNew Member"Stitches wrote:
My best friend does not have a penis, but if it were life or death, I would probably do it for my best male friend.
Thats honesty my friend. Kudos to you for being secure (or very unsecure?) enough in your sexuality to su...well you know.
"unluckyluciano wrote:
which begs another question why do you keep trying to take me camping.....
I just pictured that SNL sketch with Alec Baldwin and Adam Sandler, 'Canteen Boy' :lol:
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unluckylucianoNew Member"HardKoreXXX wrote:
Thats honesty my friend. Kudos to you for being secure (or very unsecure?) enough in your sexuality to su...well you know.
I just pictured that SNL sketch with Alec Baldwin and Adam Sandler, 'Canteen Boy' :lol:
I still cry when I look at our vacation pictures.
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
HardKoreXXXNew Member"unluckyluciano wrote:
I still cry when I look at our vacation pictures.
Crazy **** happens in the scouts bro... crazy **** :cry:
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