I have known many of you for several years now, from FH to here and I want to take a moment to apologize to each and every one of you I consider a friend. I have grossly mis-represented who I am exactly and beg all of you to forgive me and give me a second chance.
This is very difficult to put into words, and some of you may wish to just let my secret remain a secret. Those of you who are brave and daring, click the button, the rest of you, if you can live with the lie, let it be.
I am not really four years old, I'm 14 months away from turning 40.
There I said it, I throw myself upon the mercy of ThePhins, if you wish to banish me I will understand.
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Only a narcissist keeps track of upcoming birthdays still outside of 12 months.....who says they are 14 months from something besides woman????
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Me, I've always suspected it. You look at least six years old on your avatar!
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what?! :eek:
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The closer the big 4 0 gets I imagine I'll be counting the days eventually. :sad:BigDogsHunt likes this.
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This new information makes our past conversations weird
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Can't believe you've lied to us all this time.
It really hurts to find out one of my favorite people on here can lie so easily. :cry:
I hope you learn a valuable lesson from this. (don't have a clue as to what lesson).
Love ya opie and your rep is still safe with me. :up:opfinistic likes this. -
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Yeah.....well.....those teddy bears and candy bars could have come from anyone. You can't prove nothing.opfinistic likes this.
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True but the Marilyn Manson Crib Mobile is gonna point the finger right at you.like2god likes this.
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Man I thought this was something serious. :D
With that being said. You lying son of a *****. :lol:opfinistic likes this. -
I am so proud of you right now, I am all choked up.
You're a sweet boy/man opie.
Here's a big hug for you.....:bighug::bighug:
Aw shucks, you deserved two hugs. :up:opfinistic likes this. -
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god toys r us is going to HATE when i come back with all my returns :pity:like2god and opfinistic like this.
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Wow, the self loathing has reached a peak in this thread!Frumundah Finnatic, mor911, Boik14 and 4 others like this.
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the only good news is.....all those "with a minor under 12" charges will be dropped from my court case :hi5:
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Thanks for being so understanding all. Now I gotta explain all this to the school nurse.
That might turn out alright. :up:anlgp likes this. -
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Oh no you di-int!
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I hate you all (I feel like Eric again).vmarcilfan75, like2god and BigDogsHunt like this. -
startling news for sure, and it does cast a new light on the fact that you can only read at a 5 year olds level.......................... here I thought you were advanced for your age.
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I hate you now...all this time I thought I was corrupting one of America's impressionable youth in the LL.
You've taken away my reason for living.
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dude stop posting your myspace pictures on here. No one wants to see that.....opfinistic likes this.
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you deserve to be shown the brown eye
oh.. if someone will size this and make it blink, I'll install it as the liers avatar.
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Hey! Reading at a 5 year old's level is all that's required for your posts.
If you stop posting because of this I'll never be able to face myself again. :sad:
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Well personally I feel violated and vulnerable right now. If RonnieBrownTown were to say the girl in his "I need help" thread was only in his head I might lose all faith in humanity. :pity:
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don't worry the power wheels I was going to buy you for Christmas will probably convert to a rascal easily enough.
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