I envision a sold out Sun Life stadium....
With a elaborate stage setup in the middle of the field...
Dignitaries of all stripes from the South Florida community are in attendance...
Dolphin Alumni is at almost 100% attendance...
The 1972 team is in attendance with Don Shula and they are all wearing Miami Dolphin #1 jersey's....
Dan Marino and Joe Rose is on the MIC to MC the event....
The crowd begins to chant..."Wack the Pack...."..then start a "J.E.T.S. Suck suck suck" chant...then start singing in unison... the Miami Dolphins fight song....
the lights dim....
the stage begins to light up....
fireworks go off....
Pharoahe Monch's "Simon Says" begins to blare all over the stadium speakers.....
The crowd is now in what can only be described as Full throated ecstasy....
A spot light shines on the stage that is setup at the 50 yard line......
A lift now begins to bring from what seems to be from the very earth...three men wearing Dolphin jerseys...with their backs turned to the audience....as they turn around....they are introduced..
"AT 3rd DOWN CHANGE UP BACK....REGGGGGGIE......BUSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"AT BACK UP STRONG SIDE LINEBACK......JAY-JAY-JAY---SON.....TRUSSSSS-NIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AND.....AT..BACKUP QUARTERBACK..........(crowd losing it now..) MATT......MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FA not even officially started yet and its like kindergarten.....
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aw, I have missed this.
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Stephen Ross I believe will sell tickets for this event starting next week.Muck and ckparrothead like this.
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and will he cry at some point during the season? -
when they are mathematically eliminated by week 9.Muck, gafinfan, ckparrothead and 1 other person like this.
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Oh, but after signing Trusnik and Moore, we are no longer allowed to sign anymore UFAs. After trading for the most overrated RB in NFL history because no FA RB will sign with the Dolphins, we are not allowed anymore trades either. So all panic and predictions of doom in Dolphinland are totally merited.
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vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member
Hrmmmm.......wager on that? -
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wager on what? sarcasm?
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You do realize you have a moderator tag next to your name, right?
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I'm dying over here!
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hmmmmmmmm. interesting. SPO was kinda established...so Daboll would be Nick Arison, who they newly appointed VP of the team.
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Well I have a drinking problem and a lot of broken **** because of this team. Be glad all you have is a vision.
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and I flush a few thousand in the toilet every single year, so we are all part of the same circle jerk.
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awful is the new funny. and this is hilarious.
you must laugh in order to not cry when it comes to this tragic franchise.finyank13, ckparrothead and NaboCane like this. -
Well I have a simple but no so likely vision for this team
get aqua helmets and wear all aqua on opening day and beat the yankees I mean beat the ocho out of Brady .
get Zach Miller plus 5 more good players get Don Strock as our qb coach and add Nat Moore as our wr's coach.
then beat the jets , then win the afc east , then win all of the playoff games, then win a superbowl , then next year we win another superbowl and Rex Ryan gets fired for cheating and mr Ross sells the team to ( famous fomer fin or famous acter ) -
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Even I can't make a joke about the Fins in the Super Bowl. Too unrealistic.finyank13, Muck and ckparrothead like this.
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Its pretty funny Sec..
Check it though, with the jets losing out on Nnamdi, they really haven't done sh%4...
I agree that were playing for 2nd place, but that 2nd place might be good enough for a wildcard..9 wins might get it done in this brutal division. -
Matt Moore starts counting.... Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6.........
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hey..we can still salvage this...
Braylon Edwards? Malcom FLoyd?
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His only source of joy was taken out of this world when disco fell out of favor.finyank13, NaboCane and Section126 like this.
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finfansince72 Season Ticket Holder Club Member
Have to laugh to keep from crying this offseason. Good thing we signed Jim Harbaugh to be the new coach, got a legit starting Qb and hired a proven offensive coordinator......
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How did I miss this yesterday? :sidelol:
Ironically, it was also this month last year when another NY franchise was convinced this dominant player was joining their team. "Of coas he wants to play in Noo Yawk! Dey all do!"
And then he shocks everybody and signs elsewhere for less money.
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NaboCane,
You okay? I know there's people on here that can't stand me, but I don't care about them. I still read their stuff because sometimes their right. I may not always agree with them, but then again, it's only opinions. If anybody was that smart, they would be working for a team right now and not be posting on here.
Some people do know more than others, on certain subjects, but again, it's just their opinions.Aquafin likes this. -
:lol: Like I said: you and I, and everyone else and I are cool. I don't have a problem with others disagreeing with me, even when the arguments get heated.
It's only that person I have a problem with.steveincolorado likes this.