Sometimes, the guys out in the shop here at work turn on the local top 40 station. I was making my rounds through the shop, and happened upon a song that made me want to fling poop at the radio. It was so bad, it was as if I walked into the sonic equivalent of a wall of stink.
I was told that the song is called "Poker Face", and it's "sung" by someone Lady Gaga.
Normally when I hear the crappy songs on that station, I'm able to block it out and forget about it. This "song" was so vile, so putrid, I just couldn't ignore it. It sucked SO BAD that it actually pissed me off! I'm in a bad mood now just because I heard that steaming pile of "music".:tantrum:
If you like this song, and I've offended you, GOOD.
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Fin D likes this.
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you make me not want to hear this song ever.
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Now tell us how you really feel.
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Wow! Never heard of it....yet I ****ing hate it. Good job with the power of persuasion bro!
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It's like witnessing a murder (in this case music is the victim), it scars you for life.
I hope you guys never have to go through what I went through...Boik14 and opfinistic like this. -
I have already jammed sharpened pencils into my eardrums to save myself the horror of that song.
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It is better than Pink Floyd ;)
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It is pretty f'ing bad.
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Her other song 'Just Dance' is just as bad. Trust me.
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I youtubed, with prejudice, and yes, it sucks ***.
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Hmm, worst song ever? I was expecting something from Michael Bolton. But that one you posted by Lady Gaga-goo-goo sucks bad enough:shifty:
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On the plus side, it has the lyric "bluffin' with my muffin," which is one of the most audaciously ridiculous lines I have ever heard, so I have to give it props for that.
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listening....
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONqBj8aTMN8"]YouTube - Poker Face - Lady GaGa (HD 720p30)[/nomedia]
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I do not think I smoked enough weed or did enough LSD in my life to like that kind of music
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Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObhqbdnAdPc"]YouTube - Lady Gaga - Poker Face (FULL HQ) *With Lyrics*[/ame]
You're welcome... :evil:Boik14, vmarcilfan75 and alen1 like this. -
No.....THIS is the worst song ever created....
please tell me how the producers or writers thought these lyrics meshed or made sense?!?!?!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20"]YouTube - LFO[/ame]
Summer Girls"
Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??
[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 2:]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Repeat Chorus]
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Worst song ive heard in a long time.
Seems to be in every ****ing paper I open over here and is so ugly even my m8 Steve the Shagger said he wouldnt do her :D -
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you make a good point
are you sure that didn't go
"new kids on the block sucked a lot of dick?"
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thats a eminem song making fun of boy bands.....
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[Eminem]
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a ***** won't quit barkin
(grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in
Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches
I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin
startin **** like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!")
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started
These ****in brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What's this ***** ******ed? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned
passionate ***-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of *manhood*
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you ******s in public
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wow never heard that before. :lol:
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I just worked up the nerve to listen to both of those things. I turned them off early.
Anyway, I still believe that nothing can be worse than this:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3LPiAWNx28"]YouTube - George Michael - Last Christmas[/ame] -
This is the worst song ever.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VnnsfR8i8c"]YouTube - MANIC STREET PREACHERS - I'M JUST A PATSY AOL SESSIONS[/ame] -
The sad thing is that a lot of the music you guys listed are actually "pop" music meaning they are popular (but of course you knew that already). How music like 'Lady Gaga' is in the Top 40 I'll never know, but different strokes for different folks I guess.
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saw this bimbo somewhere recently... she totally stole her gimmick from the lead singer for the 80's band "Missing Persons." looks and dresses just like her.
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Yeah, but she's a ****, so she's got that going for her. In fact, I'd like to see her and Katy Perry in a ****-off.
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i'm telling ya Doc, when i saw her onstage, the hair was frizzed and the outfit looked like the one in the "what are words for" video.
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Oh, I'm not disagreeing with you.
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cool, thought you were from the side by side pictures you posted.... the image at this link is a bit closer to what i saw her looking like, which i think bares a striking resemblance to Dale Bozio;
http://images.google.com/imgres?img...a+pictures&gbv=2&ndsp=21&hl=en&sa=N&start=273 -
Sang tune to the tune of LFO's 'In the Summer'
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