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Aw, Mal. You could have called, we could have talked you through this...
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wow....thats just scary, atleast it was his own hand he cut off.
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well it didn't say he microwaved it, only that he put it in the microwave. Hopefully they can reattach it. Sad story.
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IMO this is a result of the evolution of society in the sense that we simply don't "thin the herd" enough anymore.
Here's a guy who is demented enough to perform this act, yet just the slightest bit possessed enough of the instinct for self-preservation to apply a tourniquet to his arm before doing it.
In perfect Darwinian world, this guy would either be smart enough not to do this, or stupid enough to bleed out after the act. -
God what a ****ing idiot.
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well I certainly hope they "dispose" of the son of Lucifer properly.
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If he sees that, he's gonna cut off your hands and slap you with them. He does have experience, afterall...
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Good thing he didn't cut off both hands, who would of pushed the microwave buttons
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He could always use his nose.
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You gotta be skilled to cut off a hand when you already cut the other off.
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What they dont tell you is that his hand was trapped underneath a women he picked up at a bar the night before; she was "the mark of the beast" and he chewed it off to escape and not wake her.
Been there, done that......Last edited: Jan 10, 2008 -
ROFL Oh man that was Funny Marty...
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BTW: Who hasnt wanted to cut thier hand off and microwave it a couple times?
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ROFLMAO....
I didnt think anybody was gonna top Marty...but you are on a SERIOUS roll today Greg.... -
:lol::lol:
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Sounds exactly like a scene from the movie "Idle Hands".
Scene: Anton the main character chops off his murdering, demon-possessed right hand and throws it in a microwave then cooks it in an attempt to kill it before it can kill more people.Last edited: Jan 9, 2008 -
Satan.....duh!:001_rolleyes:
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Anything to end his wife's incessant nagging:
"You never give me a hand with the cooking!"