If 2017 were a person....

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Fin DFin Dforum_veteranOP
Dec 31, 2017, 11:01 PM

...what would wish upon him or her...good stuff or bad stuff?

Me? I'd wish the person that is 2017 would be forcibly held down while a cheese grater is rubbed over their genitals. Then i hope someone is standing over their face while they drop rusty darts into 2017's eyes, after which alcohol is poured into them. Then i hope 2017 is repeatedly set on fire then put out with baseball bats and hammers.

Ohio FanaticOhio Fanaticsubscriber
Dec 31, 2017, 11:47 PM

yes, definitely my least favorite year in at least 10 years. brutal beating would be most appropriate

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KeyFinKeyFinforum_veteran
Jan 1, 2018, 06:15 PM

I'd tell him/her to shut their mouth and stop judging against people while screaming about being judged.

Person 1- "That t-shirt doesn't look very comfortable for a pregnant woman."

Person 2- "What? You calling that pregnant mom fat? You're a stupid internet troll who has no freaking life!"

Person 3- "What? You're calling him names? He's from Kansas you racist Kansas hater! Everybody tell everyone that the fat mom lover discriminates against people from Kansas!"

Persons 4 through 19,995- "OMG...Kansas is a state and everything! Why would that bitch hate Kansas? Let's blow up her social account and turn her into an internet meme!"

For me, 2017 was the year of annoying voices complaining about everything and anything...without actually realizing that they were bigger jerks than the person they were flaming. And this was everywhere- the media, the white house, etc. 2017 was the year of blind hatred I think.

Winning football games at any level comes down to winning in the trenches.

Boik14Boik14subscriber
Jan 4, 2018, 11:53 AM

2017 wasn’t so bad. I’d buy her a beer and thank her for being better than the rotten bitch that 2016 was.