I had to post this somewhere, anywhere. This is like a horrific car accident I can't look away from. Enjoy...you ****ers. :shifty:
Here's a couple of gems:
And my personal favorite:
UM YEAH, HI!
http://twitter.com/#!/PeanutFreeMom
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She is a Peanut free advocate.
Jesus H. Christ on the cross.
I buy a giant can of Planters roasted Peanuts at BJ's every month it seems. When the beer starts to flow or the jack comes out..out come the Peanuts in a bowl. it is like breathing.
**** this *****. Communist.Frumundah Finnatic, NaboCane and Desides like this. -
Okay..this **** is GOLD.
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Her son is allergic to peanuts, ergo, no products should ever be made with peanuts...EVAR!
She's also a single-mom and a Life Coach. My favorite part about her though, is that she refuses to shop anywhere that expolits third-world countries (like Wal-Mart) but is a total snob to some lady about buying Trader Joe's coffee when there's a Starbucks RIGHT NEXT DOOR! UM YEAH, HI!Section126 and Desides like this. -
Um Yeah, Hi, that kid is a sad sack. Allergic to peanuts. My god. Peanut Butter. The Nutter Butter cookies. Roasted Peanuts. Spanish Caramel Peanuts. Peanuts on a Sundae. Peanut Sauce at Thai Restaurants..OW LAWD! Life would not be worth living.
BTW..I think I am allergic to Chocolate (I get instant heartburn and subsequent butt burn) You think that stops me? NO. I persevere. I suck it up.Frumundah Finnatic, TiP54, MikeHoncho and 1 other person like this. -
Anyone remember when idiots had trouble finding ways for people to hear them? I do, the good old days when someone would just say........
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If you don't like it um, yeah, Hi there's always russia.
stoopid.Frumundah Finnatic, finyank13, Nappy Roots and 4 others like this. -
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You keep this up and I'll be forced to tell the cops which cardboard box under the overpass is your house.Frumundah Finnatic, unluckyluciano and MikeHoncho like this.
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This ***** went from roughly 400 followers, to 2,000 in less than two hours. Um yeah, hi, that's kind of a lot.
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Love her last post, "Alot of you people need to get a life."
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She emailed her senator to get people on twitter to stop talking to her?
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Someone start a twitter account called dolphinsLoveItSideways and see if we can get her to report us to her senator.
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I wanna say this is fake, and this broad is one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation, but we all know women aren't intentionally funny so that can't be that case.
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I think a lot of these "food allergies" are way overblown today.
And Caleb is a stupid name for a kid in 2011.Frumundah Finnatic, finyank13 and GreysonWinfield like this. -
My friends are naming their kid Caleb (he's due in about 3 months). I cringed a little when they told me. Then again, if I had a boy, I was gonna name him Duke Stronghold Blackfoot Zeppelin, so what do I know about names.Frumundah Finnatic, Ronnie Bass, Section126 and 1 other person like this.
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Has to be a joke. Has to be. <convincing myself>
These are the kinds of people I cough on.GISH and Section126 like this. -
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I am creating a "The Planters Peanut Guy" Twitter when I get home, and I will follow her.....and ONLY her.... :evil:
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I think its legit myself.
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Planters peanut guy, and mr nutter butter?
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I'm about to give you a payday on your face........
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Because next thing you know he'll be trying on womens' underwear.Frumundah Finnatic and bigbry like this.
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you keep playing with my skittles like this, ill starburst all over your oreo leaving you with butter fingersFrumundah Finnatic and unluckyluciano like this.
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How did I not think of this?
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the best.
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Between the smugness, valley talk and the hyphenated last names, how is she not from California?
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I'm not saying natural birth is wrong, it's just that foster mothers won't experience the vaginal tearing of a natural child birth. It's just a fact.
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George Carlin said it best.
"I bet that Mikey, Vinnie and Billy can kick the **** out of Kyle Tucker and Todd any day of the week."
Caleb? My money's on Mikey being more of a man.Frumundah Finnatic and MikeHoncho like this.
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