Please tell me u dont sell gimp suits or something.

 

Cool beans

 

you make grillz?

 

a clipboard?

 

More importantly, tell him about the site. :yes:

 

I hope it's steroids :lol:

 

Whew, when I first saw your name, I thought you sold porn or something...

 

Nice...don't forget the autograph.

 

do you have a site?

 

Of course he does, its

www.thephins.com


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Sweet. Thanks for sharing.

 

Awesome. I am a Jim Jones I mean Jason Allen supporter, but than again I coddle all of our draft picks. I can't help it, I think they're all going to be pro bowlers.

 

Sweet, I adopted Jason Allen, and would love if he visited this site.

 

Pucker up Stitiches.

 

I thought sex was a sport! ;)

 

Sadly I am poor and have test at 8:30am tomorrow.

 

Goos stuff, thanx for sharing :up:

 

I actually adopted Jason Allen and I'm expecting that child support check to come in the mail ASAP because I want to be in the picture. :tongue2:

 

wow that is pretty cool! i'm waiting to hear more details on exactly what it is he bought/you sell.

i mean when i think "sports memorabilia" i think pack of baseball cards, but i doubt that's what he's buying. details!!

 

You want to know what he was wearing too sweetheart? :tongue2:

 

If he registered here, he'd never come back after week one with all the threads calling him a bust. :(

 

Oh he'd get his *** banned bickering back. :lol:

 

:sidelol: that would be hilarious! an actual player registers, chats, and gets banned :sidelol:

 

Very cool indeed, please just tell him there are MANY of us on thePhins.com who are really counting on him to come up big and finally justify his draft position. Show us he's not a bust at that high a pick.

 

Ok. Here's what you do. Get as much Dolphins apparel and merchandise as you can, and bring it to your store. Line it all up on your checkout counter. Then when it's time for the purchase to be completed, say " Ok, Mr. Allen, we're almost done, just sign here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Oh, and this last one, which binds you to a 5 year agreement during which you must obtain 15 interceptions, and 10 forced fumbles. Now step over here, where all my online friends have gathered from around the country to witness this purchase. Say cheese is for playmakers!" Then while he's leaving, pick his pocket and buy some season tickets on his card.

Follow this simple formula, and I'm sure you'll have NFL players lined up waiting to buy from you.

 

Goose stuff? What like Down comforters? Goose Crap? (I hear thats pretty slippery). Golden Eggs?

Just curious....




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To heck with that. Tell him that he isn't living up to his SEC hype, and that we may consider cutting him in favor of a Big 10 player.