Jessica Simpson is apparantly....really good in bed.
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MAYER: It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.” I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.” That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?
MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
PLAYBOY: But before you dated her you thought of yourself as the kind of guy who would never date Jessica Simpson.
MAYER: That’s correct. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did youever say, “I want to quit my life and just ****in’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to **** you, I would start selling all my **** just to keep ****ing you.”
I am usually pretty good with this....I gotta say, I never pegged her as being the "sexual napalm" type.
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unluckylucianoNew Memberyeah he's comparing her to cocaine and taking that comparison way to far by saying he wants to snort her. I think Mayer has officially lost it...........
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mor911forum_veteranold news. I hit that years ago. Warp was way better
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TrueDolFanNew Member"Section126 wrote:
I am usually pretty good with this....I gotta say, I never pegged her as being the "sexual napalm" type.
Really?
TDF's law of female sexual aptitude:
Super-hot + SUPER-dumb = extraordinary in the sack
BigDogsHuntNew Member"unluckyluciano wrote:
yeah he's comparing her to cocaine and taking that comparison way to far by saying he wants to snort her. I think Mayer has officially lost it...........
Wait, What????? to far? to far? ney, just right!
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"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
Jimmy V. (Mar '93)
i would be jessica simpson's sex slave.
she could keep me locked up in her mansion or bring me with her on a leash where ever se went.
Dol-Fan Dupreeforum_veteran"TrueDolFan wrote:
Really?
TDF's law of female sexual aptitude:
Super-hot + SUPER-dumb = extraordinary in the sack
Super-hot a lot of times means pretty crapy in the sack.
However you are missing, very restrictive childhood. She is a good christian woman who exploded sexually once she became famous
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NaboCaneNew MemberLost all respect for Meyer when I read that a couple weeks ago.
How crass, to say things like that about anyone.
Without publishing her phone number as well.
charlestonphanNew Member"mor911 wrote:
old news. I hit that years ago.
Mayer or Simpson? :shifty:
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mor911forum_veteran"charlestonphan wrote:
Mayer or Simpson? :shifty:
wouldnt you like to know :hi5: :knucks: :yes: :shifty:
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unluckylucianoNew Member"BigDogsHunt wrote:
Wait, What????? to far? to far? ney, just right!
he's like yeah dude shes like cocaine you can sprinkle her in other things to raise the value as well as cut her with various household products. Yeah like I said he took that comparison a bit too far........
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
Dol-Fan Dupreeforum_veteran"NaboCane wrote:
Lost all respect for Meyer when I read that a couple weeks ago.
How crass, to say things like that about anyone.
Without publishing her phone number as well.
She is a celebrity, she isn't a real person.
Holland is a huge upgrade over McCain
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I'm not suprised. She looks kinky. All you gotta do is pop in the dukes of hazzard dvd.
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Ultraforum_veteran"ASUFinFan wrote:
I'm not suprised. She looks kinky. All you gotta do is pop in the dukes of hazzard dvd.
one of the greatest remakes ever :lol:
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bah... over rated
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BigDogsHuntNew Member"mor911 wrote:
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
Jimmy V. (Mar '93)
Sethdaddy8forum_veterani heard once on howard stern, that mayer used to hit her in the backdoor quite often. this was from that gossip guy perez hilton
BuckeyeKingNew MemberCmon now she isn't that smart so she obviously has other skills. These are her skills.
AbideN703New MemberI'd love to hit that any day, any hour, any season of the year.
unluckylucianoNew Member"SpurzN703 wrote:
I'd love to hit that any day, any hour, any season of the year.
dude what did we say about you beating up women........
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.
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MerauderNew MemberJohn Mayer + Jessica Simpson = hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Get into it.
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It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.
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