They'll be fine, this is the reason why every commercial airplane takes off with more than one guy qualified to fly and land the plane.

 

yeah both backup pilots are more than qualified to fly the plane. it would have been cool if they had to get a passenger to fly the plane...

Striker, striker, striker, STRIKER!

 

Not a good week for Continental.

This past weekend they boarded two unoccupied minors on the wrong flights.

 

did they have to blow up the two first officers??

 

Freudian slip there, Pagan? You thinking about "occupying" minors? I know you like 'em young but damn! :lol:

I hope you meant unaccompanied... :tongue2:

 

I think someone needs to translate this story into jive for the mor

 

Damn...Freud would have a field day with that one, huh? :lol:

 

Thanks Lucky. You're killing me today :rofl:

 

Pagan, have you ever seen a grown man naked? :shifty:

 

Surely Pagan isn't talking boarding 2 unattended kids?


(So help me, if you don't end your response to this, with "and don't don't call me Shirley"...I will burn a mustang with a penguin in it.)

 

Do you like movies about gladiators? :shifty:

 

Ya know...with all the "Airplane!" references being thrown around in this thread, you had to take that one away from me??? :angry:

 

Dude, you simply cannot follow directions!!!!!

 

"The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

 

But you MENTIONED it bro....that effectively killed it for me!

 

Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive *** dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

 

Pagan, have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you haven't! No one has! It's a stupid question! Forget I even asked!

 

You puss. eh hem.

Surely you're not crying about this...

 

No, I'm not...and don't call me Shirley.

(I'm not whiffing TWICE on that. :tongue2:)

 

He must have eaten the fish entre'...

 

Boy, the ****'s really gonna hit the fan when the Mod's see what you guys have done to this thread. :pity:

 

roger roger. what's your vector victor.

that would creep me out to have a plane land with a dead guy on board.

 

We cant decide if we are supposed to be in the White Zone or the Red Zone.

 

"You're Kareem Adbul Jabar...aren't you..?"

 

Uh, himself? :hi5:

 

Uh.... I think you missed something... Here listen in on this :up:




[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8cznopO29g&feature=PlayList&p=C74763C6EC47FB1B&index=0&playnext=1"]YouTube - Airplane grown man naked cockpit[/ame]

 

:lol: Gotta love Mrs. Cleaver!!!:lol:

 

"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..."

 

haha that was on today too

 

These scare me more

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2273553/posts

http://www.azcentral.com/community/.../05/20090605abrk-updateairportgun0605-ON.html

 

"I just want you both to know, that we're all counting on you. Good luck"

 

It's sad for the pilot and his family but it's not "scary" in the least.
They have 2 more qualified people to fly the plane.
What's scary there?

 

Now thats dying high.

Opie is jealous.

Okay that was a bad joke. :pity:

 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GJkKMPHxw"]YouTube - Airplane! Slap[/ame]

 

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...


(what??? - oh nevermind) :oops::escape:

 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUee1WvtQZU"]YouTube - Princess Bride[/ame]

 

i didnt open this thread til now

and im loving all the airplane references

"headquarters? what is it?"

"its a big building where generals meet, but thats not important right now"

 

Probably my favorite exchange from the movie.