Just Say No....to Smarties?

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The RevThe RevadminOP
Mar 24, 2009, 07:47 AM

The children didn't light the candy. They crushed it into a fine powder in its wrapper, tore off one end, poured the powder into their mouths and blew out fine Smarties dust, mimicking a smoker's exhale.

Some of the children attempting the feat are caught on camera hacking in a spew reminiscent of a smoker's cough. Others have perfected the art of blowing Smarties smoke rings; some can even exhale through their nose. Children don't inhale the powder or try to get it into their lungs; they pour it into their mouths and exhale quickly, causing a cloud of fine dust to emerge.

:lol:

Imagine what they would do with "Fun Dip" if they had the chance?

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MonstBlitzMonstBlitzforum_veteran
Mar 24, 2009, 08:11 AM

No B.S. here, me and some friends actually got in trouble back in grade school for doing lines of crushed up smarties. Smartie abuse has been around for decades.

[deleted][deleted]luxury_box
Mar 24, 2009, 03:02 PM

Also from the article:

Possibility of Maggots

Oren Friedman, a Mayo Clinic nose specialist, cautioned that frequent use could lead to infections or even worse, albeit rare, conditions, such as maggots that feed on sugary dust wedged inside the nose.

FinSaneFinSaneforum_veteran
Mar 24, 2009, 03:04 PM

ah pixie sticks....

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Mar 24, 2009, 03:14 PM

"Celtkin wrote:

Also from the article:

Yikes! Nose maggots? I'm giving up smarties right now.

vmarcilfan75vmarcilfan75subscriber
Mar 24, 2009, 03:41 PM

"The Rev wrote:

:lol:

Imagine what they would do with "Fun Dip" if they had the chance?

Article

ahh so thats what it was.

I saw a preview of the upcoming news last night and they showed videos of kids exhaling smoke and were saying "Do you know what kids are doing these days" or something like that. But i never watched the news so i didnt know what it was.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Mar 24, 2009, 03:46 PM

"opfinistic wrote:

Yikes! Nose maggots? I'm giving up smarties right now.

time to go to rehab opie whinehouse.......

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Mar 24, 2009, 03:48 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

time to go to rehab opie whinehouse.......

Rehab is for quitters.

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Mar 24, 2009, 04:06 PM

I had a friend a long time ago (in a life far, far away :rolleyes:) who - high, of course - decided that he needed some vitamin C.

So he crushed 4-5 tablets and...snorted them all at once. Kid you not.

While he writhed in pain on the floor of my other buddy's apartment, we reveled in the irony of possibly having to take him to the ER for snorting vitamin C, after all the coke he'd done.

KAKanye WestNew Member
Mar 24, 2009, 04:08 PM

Seth Rogan as a kid

YouTube - how to smoke SMARTIES

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