ESPN's Cowherd went on a pretty funny rant, about how HBO's Hard Knocks is really a ploy to just film her shopping and tanning at the beach, with small cut-aways to the Dolphins' camp, etc....hahahaa.,..made me chuckle!

 

I can't get past her eighthead.

 

hahhahahahahhahahahhaaa

 

Snort

 

Oh, yeah... she's hideous. :shifty:

 

I just dont see what the big deal about her is... and if shes going to be discussed every other week Tannehill better start playing like Brady so that its tolerable. I just hope she doesnt become the next Giselle without the QB to back it up...

 

Hideous? No.

Hot? No.

 

Everyone that thinks Lauren Tannehill isn't gorgeous should start posting pictures of their wives so we can criticize them

 

Bring on the criticism...

 

I think you have that backwards.

If you don't want your wife judged then you don't parade her around.

 

So what is Ryan supposed to do with her? Hide her in the basement so others won't see and continually talk about her?

 

No but he does parade her around a bit. Why is it you never hear about any other draft pick's wife?

 

This is kind of funny.

She was already being judged.

Someone comes up with a different opinion then it's oh hell no a differing opinion? Put your wife up and let us judge her.

She's not ugly. She's just not as gorgeous as people want to make her out to be. Hell our cheer leaders look much better.

If you want this to be gorgeous so be it. I just don't agree.

 

I'm not much of a blonde person anyways, I love my brunette chicks, so I find her to be alright and I can see the appeal of her she just don't appeal to me.

 

Really awful, judgmental, terrible analysis coming in 3...2...1...

Pros:
1. At least she's a natural blonde
2. Nice smile when she keeps the shutters low enough to hide her gums
3. Obviously she's in good shape

Cons:
1. Keep those lips at half-mast, Wilbur
2. Consider losing your tanning salon membership card for a while
3. What the F-CK is up with those shorts?

 

IMO, it's because the media wants to make a big deal about her. It's generally only QB wives we hear much about anyway. Apparently, Luck and RG3 are still single.

The wife/GF I'd have liked to seen more of was Janoris Jenkins's woman. They showed them sitting on the couch together when the Rams called him. I was thinking man there is one fine looking sista. Probably more than old MrClean could handle these days anyway. ;)

 

Hide her in my basement.

 

At your age she'd break your hip......:knucks::lol:

 

I think she's good looking, bordering on gorgeous. But she's someone that needs to actually make an effort to try not to look so plastic, and going to the tanning salon three times a week isn't helping that.

 

No real comment on Mrs Tannehill per se, but I've always found it funny that women will wear heels for a picture then have the picture taken in a place where heels make no sense to wear.

 

Beautiful girl.

 

The hips are still good my lad. She's probably a real goer though. 5-6 times a day I'd guess. Have to be sure the old ticker and my friend "John Henry" could keep up. ;)

 

Is she an attractive woman- Absolutely.

Does this make the Dolphins team better and more talented- Absolutely NOT.

The fact is that the Dolphin players could have the best looking wives and girlfriends in the NFL and this still doesn't make up for the fact that they are just not talented enough to be a playoff team in 2012.

 

Let's be reasonable here. That's ridiculous. He could simply convert to Islam and slap a burka on her.

 

Smiles like someone with down syndrome and has an abnormally pixelly face. Decent rack, though.

 

Okay, if we're talking NFL wives, clearly Antonio Gates has to be in the Top 3, possible Top 1:

 

Thank you...I agree.....

actually look at that pic....she looks like Tom Brady with long blonde hair....

Thats doesnt mean I wouldnt hit it.....I hit a 250 pound Samoan in the military once, so yeah I'd hit...

 

Who the hell is this pig??

EDIT: My bad Laces, I didnt mean that.....

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

It's hard to imagine anyone came even close to implying that Lauren Tannehill's hotness makes the Dolphins a better football team.

 

I agree with the post below. I never said she was ugly, just not hot to me. I see 100 girls a day hotter then her here at UCF daily. I've posted pics of my wife and I here before.

 

First of all... Lauren Tannhill is absolutely smoking hot. I also think she could stand to take a layer of makeup off and ease up on the tanning, but that's nitpicking. I like the fact that she isn't 'perfect'.

She's f'n gorgeous, IMO. Way to go, Ryan. You're a lucky dog.

 

Even if you did, doesn't hurt my feelings. We're good :knucks:

 

This meme fits this thread.

 

I think I can settle this.....I would say that a majority of the board would definitely not kick her out of bed......unless it was time to get some on the floor.

My general philosophy about normal looking women is this; they are like art, someone can find something to appreciate about them. Is Mrs. Tannehill attractive? I'd be lying if I said no. Do I think she is gorgeous? Well...I did post a pic of my wife....

 

Went back and looked, and sumbitch you`re exactly right.:lol:..... Hit it? of course.

 

I would. I find her hideous. I'm sure she's nice, but I think she looks like a monster, specifically the Crypt Keeper. But who cares, whatever floats someone's boat.

But hey, i'm an ugly mutha effer. I'm fat with big ears. Who cares?